Why
Why was this even produced? It's such a sacriligious insult to the bible.
Enough Said.
Yup it was one of the worst film ever. They turn Lot into a freaking pirate trying to destroy the Ark, even though Lot and Noah existed in two different time periods in the bible and no one else survived except noah and his family after the deluge.
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"What was so inaccurate?" -???
You're kidding, right?
This blasphemous mockery would have more GOOFS listed than every film on the IMDB combined if you were to sit down and post them all.
My personal favorites is giving Noah's wife a name. As any student knows Noah's wife is one of the five great Nameless Women in the Bible.
"If you don't know the answer -change the question."
So what? Is Noah supposed to address her as "nameless woman 1 of 5" like she's Borg just because whoever wrote the bible didn't think it was worth mentioning? She obviously had a name.
My biggest beef is that they didn't show all the dinosaurs being loaded on the ark. The fossil record clearly shows they have the breath of life in them, so it's pretty unbiblical to pretend they didn't get tickets.
I was hoping they'd show the kangaroos jumping from island to island on their way to back to Australia, carrying koalas on their backs and platypuses in their pouches, but I realize the movie was already pretty long, so I understand why they ended it where they did.
Most previous filmmakers have discreetly had Noah refer to her as "Wife" and she refer to him as "Husband" -very formal to modern ears, but but quite proper and rather elegant.
Let's also don't forget that Lincoln more often than not referred to his wife as "Mother," and to this day in some areas closes sisters refer to each other as "Sister."
"If you don't know the answer -change the question."
"My biggest beef is that they didn't show all the dinosaurs being loaded on the ark. The fossil record clearly shows they have the breath of life in them, so it's pretty unbiblical to pretend they didn't get tickets.
I was hoping they'd show the kangaroos jumping from island to island on their way to back to Australia, carrying koalas on their backs and platypuses in their pouches, but I realize the movie was already pretty long, so I understand why they ended it where they did."
I truly hope you're just joking, and if not, PLEASE don't ever breed.
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I am glad you warned me. I saw the character in the credits and thought this was a mini-series! There is a film from the past (the 70s?) that covers Adam and Eve till at least the desctruction of Sodom and the birth of Isaac. It was a star studded cast with the voice of "Charlie's Angels" playing several parts and the guy who played "Patton" was Abraham. It stuck more to the actual; Bible but was still pretty weak.
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