500 things learned from UCB - Upright Citizens Brigade (1998) Discussion

[–] cadetgonzo 17 years ago

- Tiger hates poor people
- When you're pouring a glass of water, be sure to specify it's into a glass
- Not all is worth a single grain of rice slathered in a half dollop of Mushu Sauce....or maybe it is
- Poo Sticks don't explode, idiot
- No, it is NOT a singing telegram
- No, it is also NOT a Sexy Chicks' Room
- My parents had children as well
- I'm sorry, but I must respect that man's anonymity
- Supercool is.
- Oh, and it taste kind of like chewing on a christmas tree, but with Root Beer on the inside
- I'm emerging for you Blaine
- No Chumba

more to come

PS: Not for smoking!

I have nothing to say.

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[–] delaraza8604 17 years ago

-The "Bucket of Truth" is on a pedestile
-Little Donny likes Tuvoc
-Einstein likes to fall down stairs
-Captain Lunatic fought a secret war in Nicaragua
-Wolfman Jack makes the best doorbells

"That's my ipod shuffle. You peed on my ipod shuffle" - Whitest Kids U Know

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[–] gordonator 17 years ago

-Masturbating doesn't make me a bad scientist
-Chuck's lookin to kick my ass
-An ass that size and density would easily crush me
-It's my turn to be the chef against Amanda

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[–] saint_of_killers987 17 years ago

-without color, apples and pig anuses look the same
-prisoners are quite literal when they say theyll put their foot in your a-hole
-your sexual performance can be graded by a fortune cookie
-nothing is immoral through a hole in the sheet
-and of course "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" *throat slash gestures* "YOU IM GONNA KILL"

"Oft confused with the most high, though our inseems got different lengths"

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[–] Caustic Pulp 17 years ago

-Astronauts are easy to hate.
-Astronauts have sperm from another time continuum.
-Gary is an idiot.
-Slick McFavorite is his real name.
-A dying star should not be smiling.
-Androids are afraid of peek-a-boo.
-The gun circle is not for shooting.
-Wealthy people air is a habit that can be kicked.
-Reaping will tear your rotator cuff.

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[–] the_abbott88 17 years ago

-Cyborgs dream too.
-Nothing is worse than a scab.
-Some people call their b*tches hoe-mas.
-Stair people can't resist the ring of a cell phone.

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[–] phrumpster 17 years ago

...Humans rule !
... Dolphins suck !

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[–] Twobie 16 years ago

Ass pennies are a great way to gain a psychological edge on your enemy.

"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift."

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[–] jackseppelin 16 years ago

You can't just go willy-nilly into a ninja star killing-spree.

Live-in sushi chefs are like family.

Cake-a-walk-a's are not as easy as they might appear.

Dial tones make wonderful music.

This is a magical, special time.

Time machines are a little gay.

I'm a hornless unicorn.

Kidnappers who beat you up and take a crap on you can make the best of friends.

John Denver is the great unappreciated genius of our time.

Sunshine on my nutsack...

Cooking is for dumb people.

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[–] PulpDazed-RagingConfused 15 years ago

-WE DONT NEED NO MOON-CHEESE BABY!!

A life changing experience:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0130236/

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[–] MovieMemory666 15 years ago

- I need butter on everything!
- It's not a date if you're paying her
- The currency should be changed to oak leaves

You're a liar! Everybody has rain gutters!

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[–] graveXrob 14 years ago

-Hyperminimalism is very environmentally friendly
-No wife would appreciate the installation of a 'hot chicks room'
-Steve Youngblood makes me proud to be an American again
-The doplar5000 doesn't just predict the weather; it MAKES it

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[–] Jowston 14 years ago

Santa Liquor is the best Liquor on the market, and it stops possessions.

Avatar - 6/10
District 9 - 10/10
The Hurt Locker - 8/10

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