My favorite ones
"I need butter on everything!"
"I'm a hornless unicorn"
"Damn you Bong Boy!"
"Come on baby Jesus I'll fight you right now!"
"Guide me mighty switchblade excaliber."
"At least I didn't make you a cripple!"
"Daddy, why in the night when you put the barrell of the gun in your mouth it makes you cry?"
"Why I'm Cassie's new friend the Unabomber!"
"I refuse to be sexually harassed by a dolphin!"
"You like magic bitch?" "The other day I went to the store....and I had to wear a hat."
I'd *beep* me, I'd *beep* me hard.
OOOOOOWWWWWOOOOOO!!! Wolfman Jack says someone's at the front door baby!!!
followed up with...
Toilet bowl!!!
- hello, dolphin. do you understand me?
- yo baby, what I can't understand is that fine ass of yours. you need to work that big old ass.
- this is ridiculous. how dare you talk about my bottom?
- look how she clenches up her booty when she gets all mad. work that booty, baby.
- I don't need to be sexually harassed by a dolphin.
- speaking of harass, look at her ass.
coming soon, from Tang, new Pooh Tang, the breakfast treat for small, yellow bears.
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Only clowns will play with those balloons.