-Do animals go to heaven?
-Yeah and you're gonna go to heaven too cause you're a jack ass. I 'aught to punch you in the face.
-I want you to dance for me boy. Dance for me like your mother use to.
-Jesus said take it to the hole.
-Will you please tell him that vomit is a food.
-Vomit is not a food.
-You need to let it go!
-I'm a rare hornless unicorn.
-You were a horse I read the program.
-Watch out he'll stick an American flag in you!
-Who knows someday she might even own a boat.
-Oh silly I'm just a woman.
-Have you been touching yourself again?
-No... I use my pillow.
-No, just think about it children hate an ugly human, but boy would they sure love a talking monkey.
-And we can stare at an eclipse while screaming at it. And that man was Eli Whitney.
-You shoved Jesus.
-Baby T-Shirt for adult noooo way.
-My new brains explosive.
-Astro-nazis.
-I have only eate'd breakfast upsidedown once or twice since I got back.
-You Noaha's Arch wannabe.
-Everybody form a Gauntlet. This is what Jesus would do.
man I could go on and on, but I'll stop for now.
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