Does anyone else like to makeout with trees?

show us some proof

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well...i never made out with a tree...but there was on particular tree that caught my attention at the old school. Sometimes after school Id sit on the table near the window of science class whille waiting for report cards...and i would talk to the tree and tell it my secrets! and i named him Midori Leaf. (sigh) Midori Leaf wa...Daisukidesu!

I see dead people

Of course I do! Oh the wonderful taste of shrubbery, it sets my very heart aflame! One day I was walking along, dejected and miserable, not a friend in the world...but there was a tree...there was always a tree... His name was Bob, and I knew that whenever I was down he would be there to comfort me. I ran to Bob's waiting arms and he caressed my soul and told me that tomorrow things would change. Little did I know how real his words were. The next day he was...I still get choked up talking about this...he was heartlessly chopped down. Oh Bob!! BOBBB!!!!!!!!

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"Did the fog give me these bruises?!" ~ Sir Ensor Doone

Don't know about kissing them, but shinning up a tree's a great way to masturbate.... 

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