What's taters, Precious?

posted 3 years ago by Moonglum9 (10702)
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PO-TAY-TOES

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Mash them.
Boil them.
Stick them in a stew.

[–] Moonglum9 (10702) 3 years ago

A brace o conies would be good right about now!

For mash get smash.

Very British! Or Irish.

[–] Moonglum9 (10702) 3 years ago

You can keep your nasty chips, precious!

Gollum probably wasn't down with malt vinegar, either, the little creep!

[–] Otter (24464) 3 years ago

See how YOU look after a few centuries of refusing to eat vegetables!

When six hundred years you reach, look as good you will not, hm?

I will admit that avoiding taters left him fashionably thin...

If coke addicts are fashionable, sure.

Which...okay, I guess given the reputation of supermodeling, they kind of are.