So I kicked him in the head till he was dead!

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I liked:

"The sheep haven't been putting out lately."

Don't forget their little chuckle at the end, too :)


"Mankind cannot solve the world's problems. Mankind is the problem."

i always found it hilarious but also very horrible when you sometimes would click on a miner they would say something like "::hack::, ::cough cough::, ::hack::, I think I coughed up my lung, and it's flopping in the dirt!"