Music Jokes...post yours
What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
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the orchestra has horns in the back and the ass in the front.
get it?
What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
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the orchestra has horns in the back and the ass in the front.
get it?
C, E-flat, and G all walk into a bar and sit down and order drinks. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
Alfonso-lover
We have got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.
How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies???
10. 1 to mix the batter and 9 to peel the M&Ms!
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I shall simply deny you the crown and...live...forever.share