Music Jokes...post yours


What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
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the orchestra has horns in the back and the ass in the front.

get it?

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C, E-flat, and G all walk into a bar and sit down and order drinks. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Alfonso-lover
We have got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.

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How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies???





10. 1 to mix the batter and 9 to peel the M&Ms!
XD

I shall simply deny you the crown and...live...forever.

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