Everyone I Knew liked this show

i remember people saying "it happened to a friend of a friend of mine"

larry the blue cockroach and maurice the maggot lol.

there was a story about a guy going to a hotel and there being the best massage beds he'd ever been on. Being a salesman he wanted to invest in the beds and asked the hotel owner if he'd be willing to create a franchise. The owner says that the beds are special and refuses. The salesman returns to his room unsatisfied. He decides he will figure out the secrets to the bed himself and cut the owner out of the deal all together. Upon inspection of the mattress he notices a perfectly round hole going into the side. He figures this is the entry point to access whatever mechanism is inside. He pokes in the hole but nothing is there. He tries to force more and more of his hand in the hole, finally ripping the mattress open. To the salesmans horror out of the torn mess emerged millions of cockroaches. The cockroaches were the massage mechanism! lmao

Its funny how i can recite so many of the stories but doing 1 is enough lol.