This could well be the most boring film I've ever seen - Subconscious Cruelty (2002) Discussion

I dont think this film was all that boring, but it was eye-rollingly immature.

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[–] Daniel_DL 19 years ago

That, too.

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This film is about 10 minutes of interesting, original ideas, wrapped in 80 minutes of pretentious, artistical wannabe crap. It's not 'horror', but it's not 'art' either.

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[–] DrTrannySurprise 18 years ago

B-But....Jesus Rape is like so deep, d00dz.

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[–] astroantiquity 17 years ago

Immature, and boring. I want to meet the director and actually get my money back.

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[–] hbeeinc 11 years ago

It wasn't rape. Might wanna look up "transubstantiation". Or just bash away. Or watch Nightmare on Elm Street. Or Smurf2.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 9 years ago

A Nightmare on Elm Street is a classic....What's the matter with you?

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[–] TheElusiveHooves 17 years ago

I totally agree...one of those films where it was made to make an 'artistic' statement by trying to offend. It simply ends up being unwatchable. Not scary, just disgusting; and not artistic, just stupid.

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[–] eliogabalus 17 years ago

Any movie that involves a jesus rape is ok in my books. Sodomizing his dead body would've made it sweeter though.

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[–] Daniel_DL 17 years ago

Can you explain "jesus rape"? I got out of the film (bored) so I'm afraid I didn't see it and English is not my first language.

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[–] eliogabalus 17 years ago

It's been some time since I've seen Subconscious Cruelty but I seem to recall a part where jesus gets attacked and tortured by some insane vampire skanks. I think they also rip and eat his flesh or something. Not sure about the rape part now when I think about it though. Might've mixed this with some other movie. Anyways very crude, immature and cool scene.

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[–] Daniel_DL 17 years ago

Thank you!

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[–] eliogabalus 17 years ago

No prob.

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[–] Boutros_Boutros_Sirhan_Sirhan 17 years ago

Begotten is pretty damn boring too.

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[–] DivineSweetz 17 years ago

i just this minute got through watching this movie and i really can not even think of anything to say about it. it was just THAT out there... not saying anything good or bad but i definitely have to say this is one of the most wrenching movies i've seen in a long time (except for gaspar noe's irreversible- what an amazingly well-done movie)... perhaps i missed something in this film...

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[–] Strazdamonas 9 years ago

If you want truly boring watch The Seventh Continent. The director intentionally tried to make it as boring as possible and he succeeded.

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