THE FUNNIEST SCENE?


What was the funniest scene in this movie for you?

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"leave pucking fish"

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"Your grandad'll drop a bollock when finds out your courtin a paki!"

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Sorry for the 8 years later response but had to agree, 'Leave pucking fish!' was so real but funny I LOL.

'Oh, I'm sorry Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that'.

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Are we talking quotes or scenes?
Scenes: I'd have to go with the ripping of the hood, or the flying vagina.

Otherwise I'm not good with remembering specific lines from movies but the previous mentioned are pretty hilarious.

Smoke machines give tragedy a home.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly at first.

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'at least their not inbred like those two monstrosities'

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'c'mon ive wiped ya s*itty arse before now'

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"And take Laurel and Hardy with you!!"

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. Gandhi.

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'If you say another word against my family i'll shove that fanny over your bastard head' lol :D

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definatly the funniest scene in any movie lol lol lol lol lol lmfao

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i have many favourites but the two that stand out are:

* when sajid gets dragged in by his dad to see his 'tickle tackle'

* when those two 'monstrosities' arrive at the khans!

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"You make a bloody show of me!"

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I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate..

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When Sajid nearly gets knocked down by the Shan family at the end and he gives them the finger them realises who its and runs into the house shoutin "Mam the packis are ere" lol so funny :D

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the scene when george buys a barbers chair as a present for his wife is damn bleedin funny. could watch it over and over. this movie is fab!

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"The Pakis are here!!!!!!!!!!!"

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The pissing in a bucket bit. Hilarious

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When the mother tells the other family, their youngest son just had a circumcision. (Sorry, but I'm bad at remembering names.) Anyway, that was the only scene in the movie where I laughed out loud.

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How about in the beginning of the film when the Priest is in their fry shop?

He's about to leave and either somebody sneezes or he's about to exit and says "God bless you" to which George replies indirectly; "And Allah with you!". Hilarious! And the look on the faces of the two ladies and the Priest! Excellent!

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'I'll shove that F*nny of your B***ard head' - classic

'Go On , P**s off out of my house and take Laurel And Hardy with you'- LOL

Peggy sees the F*nny ' You B***ard!, you said you wouldnt show anybody'

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Funniest scene: Scene with the kids trying to hide the bacon from their Dad.
Funniest line: "They may be half-bred but at least they're not inbed like those two monstrosities!"

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I watched this film for the first time last night as it was on the T.V and i have to say that i liked it but i feel that this film could have been a lot better and Funnier. I found the Domestic violence very disturbing but it had to be put into the film to make it more realistic to what a lot of women have to put up with from there husbands. I hadn't even coped on that i was wearing my Pakistan Cricket jersey at time that i was watching the film until my girlfriend pointed it out!

Funniest Scene- ...Anything with the youngest kid in it!

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Ernest's grandad makes me laugh.

After the football smashes his window. 'Ernest?! Ernest!? Come back here you little b**tard!'

'Play ball! - Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man'

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When Saleem (the art student) brings his sculpture of a lady's 'front bottom' home! (It later turns out that Peggy (Tariq's girlfriend's fat mate) modelled for him!)
-You dirty little b*****d!!

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When the huge dog mounts the fat girl in the alley while george just looks at them without doing anything and then closes the door.

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And then the same dog attacks Mrs. Shah by the car.

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. Gandhi.

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i can't believe no-one mentioned this one:

the scene where the guys are munching food and the other guy comes in and starts blasting the workers for slacking off their jobs. that scene was hilarious.

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