Why do the critics hate this movie?


My brother and I thought this movie was fantastic. It was funny, Eris was a total babe, and now that I think about it, the way Cetus was designed reminds me of the Chthonians. This may sound embarrassing, but if I were one of the critics watching this, I would have done what Peter Griffin's ancestor did in the episode of Family Guy, "E Peterbus Unum". Upon hearing my fellow critics pan this movie, I would have said, "Oh, you can all go to hell!" and leave.

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You know I don't understand it either! I loved this movie from the very beginning! =) It was hilarious and romantic and it was nicely made! I loved the voice cast..they did a very good job and the script worked very well! I was never bored. Finally something a little bit different =)

"Go Spike" :P

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I totally agree with both of you...well said. :)

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I really enjoyed this film as well, it could be one of the biggest films of all time, if made into live action

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Here's one good reason.. the man celebrated as the hero in the movie actually STEALS his BEST FRIEND'S WOMAN!! And there can be no greater betrayal among men. Sinbad, a hero? Pfft! More like a back-stabbing piece of *beep*

And for glorifying it, a 5. Lets face it, the story would not have suffered without such an improbable love interest. Glorifying a man stealing his best friend's woman.. is there no more moral in this world? Do people really think its ok nowadays?

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Oh yeah? Well someone on the message boards once said that Marina fell in love with Sinbad (on her *own*, I might add) because he saved her life more than once. The poster also added that life-threatening events are usually a common factor in bringing people together.

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Uh, yeah, Sindab 'stole' here because, as we know, the woman doesn't have a say in it.

Who's really objectifying women here, buddy?

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I think this movies sucks because they all have swords, but don't kill anybody with it ! They are pussy's !

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Then why did you even watch it?

"We're all gonna die" --Rattrap, Beast Wars

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"Then why did you even watch it? "

You don't know a film is lame until you watch it.

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I guess that's true, but whose side are you on? We're supposed to be talking about why the critics *should not* have panned this movie, you fool.

"We're all gonna die" --Rattrap, Beast Wars

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I'm not taking any real sides. I think the movie has its merits but some of the shortcomings mentioned by the critics are also valid. A giant sea monster attacks and NOBODY dies? I mean come on...

This could have been an awesome movie but for some of the flaws that others have mentioned. Again, I don't think its fair to ask them why they even bother to watch it cos you never know a show is crap until you actually watch it (not saying that sinbad is as bad as crap).

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i'm not saying that the movie wouldn't be helped or harmed by added violence or whatnot, but i'm pretty sure that it was geared towards kids. that's probably why no one died. though kids these days are exposed to so much drama everywhere else, i suppose cartoon movies still don't like to kill people much. i'm sure there are a few kids out there that would still be traumatized by something like that.

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That's not entirely true. Just because a movie is animated doesn't mean it's aimed at kids. Did you ever see the anime movie Perfect Blue (which is an excellent movie by the way)?

"We're all gonna die" --Rattrap, Beast Wars

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no, i haven't ever seen that movie, but i'm not a big anime fan, so that's not to say it's not a great movie. anyway... from the bits of anime that i've seen, i don't think hardly any of it would be geared towards kids. but, another example would be shrek. it's not really a very wholesome kids movie, but it's animated, so i get that point. i do think it (sinbad) was geared towards more kids, rather than adults, though i'm sure many adults enjoyed it, too. it is catagorized under family, and it is rated PG. plus you have to take into consideration that a kids film today is way different that kids movies of the past.

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"from the bits of anime that i've seen, i don't think hardly any of it would be geared towards kids."

Everything about your statement made sense except the above sentence.

"We're all gonna die" --Rattrap, Beast Wars

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I think it's ok that no one was killed by the sea monster mostly because it is a family movie. I'm sure that a few kids were already scared by something in the movie (I'm sure there are some easily frightened kids out there).

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Wait a minute...I think I've been contradicting myself. Here's at least one good review from Roger Ebert:

"'Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas' plays like a fire sale in three departments of the genre store: Vaguely Ancient Greek, Hollywood Swashbuckler and Modern Romance. That it works is because of the high-energy animation, some genuinely beautiful visual concepts and a story that's a little more sensuous than we expect in animation.

Sinbad, whose voice is provided by Brad Pitt, is a sailor and pirate whose name and legend have been stretched to accommodate an astonishing range of movie adventures. This time we learn he was a resident of Syracuse, a commoner friend of Prince Proteus (Joseph Fiennes), and left town after his first look at Proteus' intended, Marina (Catherine Zeta-Jones). 'I was jealous for the first time,' he remembers.

Sinbad runs away and finds a career commanding a pirate vessel with his first mate, a stalwart giant named Kale (Dennis Haysbert). They have indeed sailed the seven seas, all right, if we're to believe his talk of retirement in Fiji. Considering how far Fiji was from Greece in the centuries before the Suez Canal, we rather doubt he has really been there, but no matter: Maybe he's been talking to real-estate agents.

As the film opens, Sinbad's pirate ship attacks a ship commanded by Proteus, who is in possession of The Book of Peace, a sacred volume of incalculable value to the future of Syracuse. This attempted theft goes ahead, even though the two men are old friends and happy to see each other; a pirate is never off duty.

Sinbad's scheme is interrupted by Eris (Michelle Pfeiffer), the Goddess of Chaos, who likes to mix things up and creates a gigantic sea monster to threaten both ships. The battle with the seemingly indestructible monster is one of several astonishing sequences; the others involve sailing off the edge of the world; Tartarus, the realm of the dead, which awaits them over the edge, and a winter vastation presided over by an awesome snow bird. These scenes are animated so fluidly, and envision strange sights so colorfully, that there is real exhilaration.

The story, directed by Patrick Gilmore and Tim Johnson and written by John Logan, involves the shape-shifting, deceptions, switches and parental ultimatums much beloved by legend. It also exploits the tendency throughout Greek legend for the gods to interfere in the affairs of man. As flies to wanton boys are, Sinbad is to Eris. Although Sinbad did not actually steal The Book of Peace, the meddlesome Eris impersonates him, and he seems to steal it, and Sinbad is taken prisoner and condemned to die by King Dymas, father of Proteus. Sinbad protests his innocence, Proteus believes him and offers himself as hostage to free Sinbad to sail off in search of the book. There's a 10-day deadline.

Here's where the sensuous stuff ramps up. Marina, who says she has always wanted to go away to sea, stows away on Sinbad's ship, and that comes in handy when all of the sailors on board are bewitched by seductive Sirens. A female immune to their charms, Marina takes the helm, saves the ship and furthers the inevitable process by which she falls in love with Sinbad, who, as the character with his name in the title, of course must get the girl.

The scene where the ship sails off the edge of the word to the land of Tartarus involves physics of a nature that Archimedes, a famous native son of Syracuse, would probably not have approved, but what wondrous visuals, and what a haunting realm they discover, filled with the hulls of wrecked ships and the bones of doomed sailors. 'Sinbad' is rich with ideas and images, and exploits the resources of mythology to create such creatures as the snow bird, who at one point locks Syracuse in a grip of ice.

Syracuse itself, for that matter, is a magically seen place, a city of towering turrets atop a mountain range. When Sinbad returns, it is to deal with the crucial question of whether Marina will return to her betrothed or stay with him. This is handled with great tact in a conversation in which both men agree that her basic motivation is to sail away and see the world, although she also, I suspect, has a burning desire to see the bunk in Sinbad's cabin.

'Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas' is another worthy entry in the recent renaissance of animation, and in the summer that has already given us 'Finding Nemo,' it's a reminder that animation is the most liberating of movie genres, freed of gravity, plausibility, and even the matters of lighting and focus. There is no way that Syracuse could exist outside animation, and as we watch it, we are sailing over the edge of the human imagination."

"We're all gonna die" --Rattrap, Beast Wars

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I like this movie. It's the kind that is fun to see on an afternoon when there is nothing else to do, and it's quite enjoyable if you don't feel like being nit=oicky about every fact and logical thing in the movie. The animation & visuals are exceptional and very appealing...especially the end of the world and the begginning scene with Eris.

It's a great movie and gets the imagination going. Plus, I like the world that is created in this film.

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I liked it as well. I mean, it will never live up to the Disney classics, but I don't understand why it got received so badly. I don't know what the critics were expecting, but this is still a children's movie. And I think it's a fun watch in the first place. Ariel and Eric weren't killed by giant Ursula in the Little Mermaid either, were they?

Besides, an arranged marriage does not equate love most of the times. In my opinion, Proteus loved Marina, but Marina never loved Proteus. Sinbad did fall in love with Marina, but he didn't act upon it. In the end, he gave Marina up, didn't he? Proteus realised Marina was in love with Sinbad, and being the person he is, he decides to let her go, and thus Marina was the one who returned to Sinbad. So I don't think Sinbad really steals Marina away. I think Marina has a lot more of her own will than some posters charge her for.

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After having read some reviews, my overall impression was that the critics were rather lukewarm to this movie, instead of hating it. Which was my first impression as well when I saw it theatrically. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't outstanding either. Now, however, the film has grown on me. I won't say that its the best animated film of all time, but it's solid, entertaining, has good voice acting and has beautiful animation and compelling characters.

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They removed all traces that Sinbad is an Arab Muslim hero. In that sense, the film is racist.

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