Favorite Line!


"Get up there, and shake your wee wee"

haha, best line in the movie, hands down.

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"I never heard a chick blow ass like that before!"

Your Favorite Band Sucks.

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I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A CONFESSIONAL BOOTH! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now, for the last time, Mom, give me back my *beep* drumsticks... please.


Don't judge me.... If you don't know me....

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Lin Shaye's expression sells that scene, especially the head nod when he says please.

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well if the lesson is that you a d*ck with ears and a really bad haircut, then ya, ive learned my lesson

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+1

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*beep* school. I only went through the motions until I was old enough to drop out. And where's all that studying going to get you tonight? Robbed at gunpoint and possible shot in the *beep* head!"

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"I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth; LORD HAVE MERCY!"

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Only a bunch of Guidos and Stellas would ride your ass on a two lane highway and honk

i see you've met premature peter.

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Sometimes Being tough means being tender

Disco blows dogs for quarters man

I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! LORD HAVE MERCY! Now for the last time, Mom, give me back my *beep* drumsticks..... please.

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"Shut your fa----y a-- mouth!".

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The Prodigal Son is a barrell of f-cking monkeys!

NO SPRINGS!!!

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i have two favorite scenes with some of my favorite dialogue
from the movie

1.ms.bruce-SIT!
jam-mom you don't understand
ms.bruce-oh,i understand perfectly.and so will father philip mcnalty.
jam-you're sending me to boarding school?
ms.bruce-what else can i do?records,magazine's thats one thing.but tickets,
TICKETS!do you realize what this means?that you are no longer contently listening to they're awful music and looking at pictures of their horrific faces,
now you want to see the devil in the flesh.you want to reach out and touch pure
evil.and in detroit no-less.

and

2.
ms.bruce-god forbid someday you have a son like you jeremiah.a boy who lies through his teeth,buys demonic records and smokes the dope.god knows that you
need help and he wants you to ask him for it.


when i'm with my friends i always play out those parts with the whitest voice i
can do.those are my two favorite scenes in the movie.also the scene when jam tells
off his mom.

"The trouble with the world is that its always a drink behind." --Humphrey Bogart

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Disco Blows dogs for quatres man...

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"At least my mom didnt give birth to me while she was on LSD!!"

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Lex: You know, your clothes may say disco, but your eyes say rock n' roll.

Christine: Yeah? Well, your belt buckle may say rock n' roll, but your breath says pepperoni, baby.

I really love it.

Jess L.3

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1.ms.bruce-SIT!
jam-mom you don't understand
ms.bruce-oh,i understand perfectly.and so will father philip mcnalty.
jam-you're sending me to boarding school?
ms.bruce-what else can i do?records,magazine's thats one thing.but tickets,
TICKETS!do you realize what this means?that you are no longer contently listening to they're awful music and looking at pictures of their horrific faces,
now you want to see the devil in the flesh.you want to reach out and touch pure
evil.and in detroit no-less.

and

2.
ms.bruce-god forbid someday you have a son like you jeremiah.a boy who lies through his teeth,buys demonic records and smokes the dope.god knows that you
need help and he wants you to ask him for it.




I so 100% agree with you, I love those parts!! Such a funny movie!

This movie is a hidden gem that will go down unnoticed.




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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads...

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soooo many , I'd probably wind up quoting the whole movie.
but a couple favorites :

"satan..satan..santa ! it's the same letters. it's the same guy!"

"woah, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!"

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