I'm seconding abba's glowing endorsement: This film is poo. Literally. Like celluloid excrement. Abba, I'm glad you mention that Tony Todd thought it was crap because I was so dissappointed that he had anything to do with it.... At least I can see that he still might have some semblance of taste. Bimbo descendant kills him by destroying his paintings. That. Was. Stupid. I don't see how destroying the few pieces of evidence that this was once a good man would destroy him. Terrible terrible idea. And yes, I'm aware that I just spoiled the ending of the movie. Don't be mad, I just saved you a headache and many years of therapy. The only way a 4th movie could possible work is if Candyman becomes the pure incarnate of evil since there's no longer any evidence of him ever being a human. And I mean really evil. It would have to begin with him very gleefully and slowly pulling the flesh from the bones of the bimbo heroine and just get worse from there. And now I gotta shut up, this is hurting my head.
It has everything! Dinos! Space! More Dinos! A Fantastical Delectable Array of Cinema-sweeping Musical Numbers the likes of which you have never even imagined!
reply
share