Funniest Arthur line
I hope you die, you fat pig.
Totally unexpected and hysterical.
That's what the airbags are for.
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It's often in the delivery as much as the words. My favourite is his response to Lou Ferrigno who is, understandably, annoyed that Arthur has climbed in his bathroom window to leave a script for him to read - "I thought you'd admire my moxie!"
No Guru, No Method, No Teacher.
When he was going through Carrie's purse and he said something like
Arthur: truth is I was just looking for a tic tac and here we go (holding her birth control pill case)
Carrie "birth control pills dad"
Arthur: what do you need birth control pills for? Does he touch you?
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Good clip!
I love how Arthur "casually" scratches his head every time Carrie walks by.
As if that "smooth move" would totally throw her off!
Yes, delivery means a lot.
I loved when Carrie came out of her bathroom in her skirt and bra and Arthur is sitting on her bed.
She says something to the effect of 'Dad! I'm in my bra!
With a dismissive wave of his hand, Arthur says 'I've seen better' - and then moves on to discussing whatever foolish subject has garnered his attention at the moment.
Carrie about Arthurs slow play at minature golf. "Dont over think it Dad, thats what got you in trouble at the clowns mouth."
share"I've pushed many people down the stairs, but dammit, I ALWAYS owned up to it!"
shareTo Doug "I would punch you square in the mouth if I didn't think you would in turn...floor me"
"so long, douche!"
Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey!
Don't piss in the pool, Jeffrey.
"Butt Cream?... Where's this day headed?"
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