Favorite Quote


Heres some of my favorites

To build a summer Karate camp for kids it was just how he said it that was so funny

If you hurt that boy, ill rearrange every bone in your body!

Super Ninja- Ill finish Norris!

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I liked when he commandeered this really nice sports car from some guy and told him something along the lines of "Don't worry, I'm Chuck Norris" or something.

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chuck steals japanese fisherman's motorcycle.

japanese man: "Hey what are you doing!!"
norris: "dont worry guys, im chuck norris. this is an emergency. you can contact me through the american embassy"
japanese man: "those crazy americans..."

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Chuck steals bike from a native looking fellow.
Chuck: It's ok, I'm Chuck Norris.
Chuck rides away.
We all die a little inside... lol

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