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He is one fat bastard...


He wobbles when he moves...

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Ron Burgundy

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Maybe so... but my, can he move!!! Puts me to shame and I'm lean!

I'm bringing Afro back!!! Unlike most boys, I can't wear a hat!

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He is fast for his size. I have never seen anyone in his size as fast as him.


Slice of life


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It could be effective camera work..

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He's a fat bastard. Well spotted there, sir. Well observed.

But he moves as well as his skinny counterparts, so all I'll say to you is, do better.

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

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I agree that he wobbles but he has used that to his benefits. In on interview, he stated that he knew that his center of gravity had changed and he used that to his advantage.

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Don't you be dissing on Sammo. perhaps you need to go Watch Wheels on meals, Project A, Dragons Forever etc and watch jackie chan and sammo kick ass. *(and biao)

If its not Jackie Chan; Its most likely not interesting.

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This is one guy who knows how to throw his weight around. And I take umbrage at your title, "He is one fat bastard". Because Michael Moore makes two.

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Not that I'd promote obesity, but this guy is proof that some people can be overweight and still have good stamina. Ufortunately it's not the norm tho.

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in dead ringer a guy ask
you out of shape and sammo say "only fat"

Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English

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Well he can beat the crap out of all of us

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