Fave Quotes


mine has to do with the fob

1. when they're eating and he asks for his bro to pass the vinegar

2. when he's telling his brother it wasn't "fair" and his bro says that what he's saying has nothing to do with fruit

3. when he hits his bro and says aray ko (sorri, i dont know how to spell in tagalog)

..there's a lot more

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The best quote is when the grand-pa starts chocking someone, and yells out PUTANG-INA-MO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mom should named me Hiroshima Ben, you know why, cause Im the bomb !

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1)What is it? A Porty Pibe? A forty-five, Bitch thats a 9m&m

2)Stop Calling Me A POB

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"Dude it's gonna be a rager!"

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aww man, that's Jayson Schaal's best line in the whole movie. hilarious.

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the vinegar quote was freakin funny. lol

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"I'm not Chinese!" ...lol

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what's the *** Ben? You're just as brown as the rest of us

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hah. i loved this movie because that quote right there shows the reverse racism of filipinos as showcased in this "groundbreaking" film. wasn't that sister one of the most cliche characters?

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It just wouldnt be pair!
Pair? What the *beep* does fruit have to do with this?!?!

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dude shes all over your nuts like a squirrel

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my fav quotes is when ben is talkin to gustos gf and gustos friend says," what? hes jsut talin to her!" rofl.

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How about, "Because You're BROWN!"

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