does anyone know where to find the school register skit cheers
the skit that starts with ainslie then babcock etc please reply cheers
shareyoutube.com is where you'll find it
It's hilarious!
"Do-do, suckmeoff, niceandquick..........detention"
does anybody know if it is available somewhere in script form?
shareSchool teacher: All right, come on, settle down please. Answer your names.
Anus?
Assbandit?
Bottom?
Clitoris? Where are you, Clitoris?
Doo-doo?
Enema?
Fistup? Come on, grow up, please.
GEN-ital? (read again) I'm sorry... Genital?
Herpes? Still with us I see, Herpes.
Imadick? Imadick!? Enema, you know Imadick, don't you?
Jackulation?
Myprick? Has anybody seen Myprick? Come on, somebody must have seen Myprick! Very well, remind me to beat Myprick a bit later.
Nicenquick?
Ontop?
Pube... ah, Myprick, so good of you to turn up. Yes, well, now that you are here Myprick perhaps you'd like to find a seat. Bottom, squeeze Myprick in there somewhere would you?
Rigid?
Our Russian exhange student... Suckmeoff.
Tightfit?
Upyoursh?
Vulva?
Yourprick?
And Zipper. Zipper? Absent...
Now then boys, the headmaster has asked me to speak to you this morning on the subject of smut. All members of staff have noticed an alarming increase in the use of silly humor and puerile innuendo about the school... Rigid, Fistup, Bottom out! There have been some disgusting doodlings on the walls of the lavatories... sit up straight, Ontop! One or two unpleasant health magazines have been found... if you fall asleep, Ontop, I shall be very annoyed. And Mr. Hardon tells me that there's been a great deal of sniggering in his biology class... Tightfit, for Heaven's sake, leave Yourprick alone! I don't care, Yourprick had no business poking at your desk in the first place. I will not put up with this kind of behavior, boys. And neither, I must warn you, will Mr. Gripbighardcock. This is a school for the sons of gentlemen and the theory is that one day you will turn into gentlemen yourselves, that is with the exception of Genital... who appears to be turning into a ferret. So there will be an end to this second form toilet humor where so much conversation is just devoted to smutty double-entendre... Doo-doo, Suckmeoff, Nicenquick, detention Saturday.
Right, I'm going to the staff room now, but if I come back and catch Herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday, then there'll be trouble!
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