Funniest Parts

The parts I watch over and over are:

--The family (scrawny older woman, fat lady, and chubby dude with moustache) get into a food fight. At the end it shows the guy with his jaw dropped for some reason.

--The big blonde lady with huge boobs who does a split on-stage, causing her breasts to pop out of her shirt. The black guys in the audience (in the front row off to the side) are especially funny with their reactions to her.

--The transsexual who looks like an NFL linebacker who fights with his sister. His quotes are fantastic. ("This slut doesn't know, I can tell you the length of her boyfriends' cocks; I've been with all of 'em!" "She doesn't understand that I've already paid for my, uh, surgery that's going to be coming up.") I love the part when he storms out of his seat to choke his sister.

--The two drag queens who accost a heckling female audience member. ("She's mad because we look better than her and got bigger dicks than her boyfriend!")

--The 2 gay men who look like Prince and a member of Milli Vanilli respectively. The Prince once goes ape because the Milli Vanilli guy spurned him somehow. He tries lunging repeatedly at him while screaming, "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU..." until Steve puts him in a choke hold, then it sounds like, "I HUURGH OOOUH"

--The redneck dude with a mullet comb-over who falls back in his seat after telling someone, "I'm gonna rip yer phukin' head off and $hit in yer neck!"

Anyone else have favorite parts?

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it." Edith Sitwell