Is this a joke?


1.1/10 Oh my god I'm laughing so hard. I never even saw this thing, and I'm not planning on seeing it, and I'm not planning on anyone coming to this board to answer me. But Wow 1.1 this must be the worst movie of IMDb. Unless there's anything with like 0.3. Ha I'd love to see that and laugh harder. Uh who's the idiot that started this film? Was this a joke, or was the guy making this seriously? Ha poor guy...



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One of the movies I saw, which by the way is BY FAR the worst movie I've ever seen (and I've seen really bad ones), has a 1.0, but just 15 votes. The movie is http://akas.imdb.com/title/tt0215326/.

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Nice review there, 'tis a shame nobody will ever read it...

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12 people give that movie a 10!

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Make it 13... I totally loved this movie. I expected to see something bad, but this movie was fun to watch.

Smoke me a kipper. I’ll be back for breakfast

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So is one of those films that are so bad that are hilariously fun to watch?

"I think there is a difference between a work of art and an Oscar." Roger Corman

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You're laughing your ass off because people disliked it really, not because you found it crappy. I'm sorry, but I find that to be stupid. Do you believe a movie have to be exactly as bad as IMDb ratings give the impression of?

"Put a warm rug in the car. It's cold outside when you have to go about naked." - The Invisible Man

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First of all I would appreciate it if you wrote in english, and second a movie called "Die Hard Dracula" is enough for any sensible person to find it "really" crappy. Now shut up, thank you.

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Sorry. I think I posted that early in the morning... without having slept the night. I tend to make little sense when I'm tired.

What I meant is that you're laughing your ass off because people really dislike it, and that's just an extremely silly thing to do. Any sensible person should realize that. Any sensible person should realize that an IMDb rating means very little. On that note, mister "sensible", a movie title also means very little, and have very little to nothing to do with its content, which is solely what it should be judged for... Ergo, you're not showing yourself to be a particularly sensible person yourself, so I would suggest you don't use that term to support your cases. In fact, stop throwing it around at all.

That said, I really do not mind if you keep quiet yourself. If you only have childish badmouthing to come with, do not bother responding. I know I did not show much maturity myself here, but at least I bothered to elaborate on what I said before, and I had something to bring. If I find an email in my inbox saying you've replied to me, I hope I find the same, and not three sentences worth of insults. Thank you.

No, I'm not really "on a high horse". I honestly think very little of myself, despite what my texts may indicate. I just want "justice" to be served.

Hit the reply button on MY post (only) if it's ME you want to reply to.

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Apparently I struck in the right place, you seem hurt by my choice of words, repeating 'sensible' 4 times in only 2 lines.
A movie title is part of the movie whether you like it or not, and a director who choses such a tastless title is obviously not someone who is going to have any better taste during shooting, storyline, etc. Now of course there are films with 'not as good as content' titles, 12 Angry Men for example. But come on, get your neurones working, 'Die Hard Dracula'?...
When a director creates a film he knows that the first thing people will see, or the first way by which they will hear about the film, is the title. With your logic Citizen Kane might as well be called 'Macaroni and Cheese', as this 'wouldn't change a thing' to the film. So, in conclusion, bad title, is a first sign for bad movie. I'm not saying this is a rule, an unbreakable truth; there are exceptions, this is not one, and you know it.
Now what I should do is rent this film, watch it, and explain to you why this movie is so bad, but I do not have that much time to waste.

Oh, and I know how much an IMDb rating is worth, but you must understand that 1.3 or whatever is just ridiculously funny, regardless of the quality of the film itself.

Enjoy your justice, I hope you haven't waited too long.

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Exactly the kind of response I was hoping for! You're not so bad after all, zOtx. But nah, I wasn't particularly hurt. I kept repeating the word in a sort of tongue-and-cheek manner, deliberately overusing it to make a... pointless point (and to mock you, which was mean).

I do admit the title sucks, anyway. I really do. But as you stated later, there are exceptions. Quite many, actually. But indeed. It is usually quite important to have a intriguing title to make people remotely interested (something What Happens In Vegas... fails to do out of pure lamesauce), especially when it comes to the mainstream crowd. It inevitably holds true with me as well, but if the genre is, say, thriller, horror or sci-fi, I'll look into it regardless of whether it's called Quantum Strain, Killer Space Monkeys, Cut Night or Born Unborn or whatever. I still don't think it actually does make a difference when it comes to the movie itself, though. However, it's always more fun to say you like a movie if it's called something cool like Re-Animator instead of, I dunno, Big Fish (sounds like a pseudo-intellectual's choice... hides deep meaning lols).

Anyway, I still don't agree with the rating per se being ridiculously funny. Maybe it's funny in the sense that the creators so utterly failed to create something people like. But yeah, ratings themselves hold little meaning to me. I've watched and loved a lot of movies that have around 3/10 on IMDb (admittedly, they are schlockfests and practically "so bad they're good", but regardless, I found A LOT more entertainment in them than many movies with over 5/10).


Still, sorry if I offended you. I realize I shouldn't have been such an ass about it. There were no real harm in what you said.

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"Birdemic: Shock and Terror" is, by far, the worst movie I have ever seen. I have seen about 60 of the films currently on the Bottom 100. Die Hard Dracula is a terrible movie, but nowhere near as bad as the totally inept Birdemic.

Sincerely, yahmez the mad.

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