I've seen some pretty bad movies in my time (Blood Diner, Night Train to Terror, Zombie Lake, Werckmeister Harmonies) but Breeders really takes the cake, stuffs it down the back of its pants, wipes its butt on it, then serves the cake to the audience. Mmm, nutty.
It's so bad that every time I see a copy of the dvd on the shelf I consider buying it, just to get it out of circulation.
Are there any actual fans of Breeders?
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I read the review that said the only way it would be good is if you brought some guys over and got a keg of beer and watched it just for the women. I would rather have watched 2 hours of beer pong. The T&A wasn't even enough to make it worth watching.
shareI thought this movie blew massive hose because it punked out on the sleazy potential of its lurid premise: There was very little in the way of gratuitous female nudity and the gore was pretty mild.
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!
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If this is the worst movie you've ever seen you need to see more movies. A LOT more. I'd put this one at about four on a scale from one to ten. Weak, yes, but not even close to the worst. Not even in the bottom third.
shareThe worst film I know is Forest of the Damned. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417686/?ref_=tt_trv_cnn
Or Superman: Requiem.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1667443/?ref_=nv_sr_6
Believe it or not, there is WORSE out there!
I saw this movie as part of a 20-Horror Pack from Echo Bridge and the pack alone has 4 or 5 worse movies.
Don't know what it is, but this movie has a certain "cheap Sci-Fi/horror shlock" charm to it...not saying its GOOD in any way, but just made me remember the nights watching USA's Up All Night...anyone remember that?
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Im gonna punch you in the cooter, I swear to God!
A really bad movie is something like Sunburst (1975) where they spend 45 minutes driving (and hiking) to the place where the action eventually takes place. And there is a folk singer who torments the audience during the long drive.
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