Bullard to get XM Radio program.....

I heard the XM broadcast is being beamed right into space.

Scientists believe that the fastest way to contact life on other planets is to bombard them with Mike Bullards incessant babble, forcing them to contact us with the message, "Shut the *beep* up, we're trying to run an advanced civilization!"

And that's how you write a monologue joke, Mike.


And that is not a Volvo.