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Favorite Scens/Lines


Mines was when they were in the store when they were older and Roland had the box of grits and slim says "What the hell you doing? Ain't nobody cooking you breakfast!"

and another one was when they were in the store when they were little and Mike says "Well, how about we just let them rob the place and then when they get done, we'll leave."
Slim says "Man, do you know where the f_ck we at?"

Stacey: "You ain't get no zig-zags, you aint' gettin no riz-rigs." then he laughs, "Man, I should be a motherf_ckin rapper or something."..."Man, I can make a whole album about smoking weed...get some fly ass beats like this right here...call that sh*t the weed album, evrrbody gettin hi." I thought that was so funny!!!

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My favorite scene was when young Mike was dancing in his living room and humping the stuffed rabbit. "You sexy, I'm sexy, We all sexy girl." HAHA.

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Stacey: "You ain't get no zig-zags, you aint' gettin no riz-rigs." then he laughs


hahahah yea and when he gave him the finger *lol*

I liked the scene when stacy told his friend "U betta get yo ass in da back of the car or get yo ass beat" hahahaha I loved how he said it

When mike was dancing with that bunny *lol*

And the part where slim was like "n**** u know where the *beep* we at"

When rolan was trying to fight slim when he was drunk *lol*

"Throw some d's on that bitch"

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missella-19 on Fri Apr 7 2006 23:52:10

My favorite scene was when young Mike was dancing in his living room and humping the stuffed rabbit. "You sexy, I'm sexy, We all sexy girl." HAHA.


OMG I forgot ALL about that scene. The last time I got to see the movie was last week and THAT scene I missed!!!!

Yeah, I'll most definitely be buying this DVD soon.

Oh yeah and young Mike's "Time was on CRACK today!"

((on pc))

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I liked the scene of Mike dancing in his living room too. I also loved the scene in the convenience store when Alicia's brother was robbing it and asked the guys if they wanted anything and if they needed a ride to the dance...it just seemed like a funny time to be offering the guys a ride to the dance.

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That whole "hospitable gunman" bit was hilarious.


Paradise is a place with many exits, but no way in.

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Oh,whatever he said, it was funny!!!!
I wouldn't know

Who will cry for the little boy...who cries inside of me~ Antwone Fisher

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My fav was when young slim responds to young Mike's let em rob the place and they'll leave comment by sayin, "Man, do you know where the *beep* we at??!!!!" Then they say the robbers are comin, and slim says "I got somethin fo him..." while shakin the can, that *beep* is hilarious.
Another was when Roland throws up in the car, and slim jumps out sayin "That's my new *beep* and later when they're outside, Slim says "Do you want to get married or not?" Ro says "I guess so" and Slim says *beep* ain't nobody askin you to go get DONUTS!!!!" HAHA

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When Roland pukes in the Navigator.

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when stacey say..you aint get no zig-zag u aint get no drig-drag n then everything else he sez after that.

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What about in the classroom when Slim says, "Where page 15 on?"

And of course "Man you ain't never lie"

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after naking the bet with ro and slim to see who get laid first,

mike: why wait for what you could get know baby

Monica: cuz its in the bible

Mike: c'mon baby, you already started on the wrong path, why not finish

Monica: WHAT


lol i laughed so hard

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When Ro is drunk and he's in that girl's apartment and he is talking about how they need to get the hell out of there and says "Her booty is rotund"

When he starts singing "Make it last Forever" to the girl

Guys go out with blondes but they marry the brunettes

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When Mike says:

"Could've sworn I saw the light. A hand reaching out to me from the heavens. My Mistake it was his fist."

While Stacy is kicking his ass. LOL it was so funny because it was like this ethereal moment and then. Whack.

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When they are at the corner store and drunk Roland is holding that box of cream of wheat and Slim grabs the box from him and says, *beep* aint nobody making you breakfast."

Pretty much damn near ever line that young Slim says is a great quote.

Roland - You play basketball?

Mike - Basketball?

Slim - Yeah, BAS-KEET-BALL!!!

Mike - Nah, I play baseball though.

Mike & Roland - BASEBALL?!?!?!

Slim - Give me my ball back.



When they are at the store that Stacey is robbing.

Stacey - Yall want something to drink or something?

Slim - I am kinda thirsty.

Roland (holding Slim back) - Nah man, we cool.



At the school dance and Mike finally shows off his new moves.

Roland and Slim - OOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Roland - Dance Fever huh. (while laughing)



Mike intoducing himself to the class on his first day of school.

Mike - My name is Mike. I'm from Nor Crrlina.

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When they are showin all of them trying to win "The Bet" When Slim says to the girl "You let that n***a Terry bone, I know I look better than that n***a." Thats too funny

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I have many favorite scenes but here's some of my favorites:

-When Mike is asked to introduce himself to the class and he stands in front of the class and says with the accent "My name is Mike, i'm from North Carolina, i like sports and thats it" and Slim copys him in a funny voice saying "I like sports and thats it"

-When Mike is getting beat up by Stacey and he looks up at the tree and says something like "I saw the light from the heavens" or something like that and then they show Stacey's face beating him up.

-When they at the store and Roland is drunk and asks "Where the aspirin at?" and the guy at the store says "In the third aisle" and Roland cuts him off yelling "Where the aspirin at??!!!"

-The whole scene with Mike and the bunny

-The way Roland and Slim laughs is soooo funny

-At the robbery when Stacey robs the store and has the guy at gunpoint and Mike says "Stacey?" and Stacey says something like "Don't say my name" or something like that

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when they are in the liquor store before it gets robbed and ro explains the rules when it comes to buyin mints/gum


does anyone know exactly what he says about gum?

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^^suck...never chew, lol

Anyways, my favorite scene was probably right b4 the fight when they was like

Slim: Run away man
Mike: but what about tommorow?
Roland: You live to run away again

Or when the fight is starting and they gone jump in and they all hesitant to jump and he like "I got this" and they like 'okay' all relieved

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you live to run again fool!

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ro: yall got to get the *beep* up outta here man cause i'm tryna get into that..did you see that booty? it was rotound! ima make her booty jiggle, dude!
lmao^

stacey[while robbing the mini market]: yall lil n***as want somethin?
slim: well,uh, i was kinda thirsty..

slim: yall ain't no candy, gum, some binaca or somethin?
ro: naw, but i need some too cause my breath is kickin like bruce lee!
slim: man, you ain't neva lie.

teacher: levino, you can turn to page 15 like everybody else
slim: mrs hughs, what page 15 on?

ro: check out that booty, man! i bet it's soft, too
slim: like a twinkie!


ro: i'm gone give you one dollar...
slim: DAMN, N****! lemme hold the dollar!

ro: that girl got you buggin, man.
slim: yeah, you sweatin like you stole somethin.
ro: yeah, you look like you a fast n****, i mean, i told you man, you betta run.
mike: what about tomorrow?
slim: you live to run again, foo!


stacey: you ain't get no zig zags, you ain't get no drig drag, punk. haha that s*** ryhmed, n****. i should be a mother *beep* rapper or somethin.

slim: n**** why you still got grits? ain't nobody cookin you breakfast!

cop: and you, greasy one, get that tail light fixed.

Roland: You might *beep* around and say some s**t that'll get you shot.
Mike: Shot?
Roland: Shot? Ya know? Guns? Bang bang? This n**** don't know nothin'!


& of course slim's high pitched laugh
& older slim making fun of how mike used to dance at the mini market


"excitement makes me fart "-spinner from degrassi

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I like the part when young Mike is getting beat down by Stacey, and old Mike said something to the effect of "I looked up and thought that I was getting touched by the Hand of God... Nope, it was just Stacey fists..." I can't remember the exact line, but one that is overlooked.

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time was on crack today(mike)

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I like when Stacey told his girlfriend ''Im not *beep* no hoe but you''...lmao
(My Signature)/Life would be boring without music and movies/

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Stacey: I apologzie about beating yo' ass that day.

Young Mike: Yeah


I was literally in tears laughing.

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stacy: "i apologize fo' beatin' yo' a** the other day"

and about everything else that he says!

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young mike: this how we do it north Crlina(while dancing w/ Alicia)

Drunk Roland(at tanyas house): Let's get a party goin on

Girl w/ Roland: you want me to let u put that inside of me. Thas so nasty
Roland: nasty? Girl that's natural
Girl: I said thas nasty

Mike: Uh Oh!! This is bad. Tanya is Ro's first love his first (does the thing with his fist) I know i missed something in there.

there's more but most of them are taken


I'm one sexy bitch!!! live with it!!

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my fav line:

"I`m gonna slap you so hard, that you don`t wake up until the afro comes back!"
who said that?

/Life would be boring without music and movies/

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Mines Is When Stacy was about to fight Mike and they ran up and tryed to stop the fight and Stacy said;

Stacy: WHAT YAW TWO WANT SOME OF ME TOO?

Slim: YEA, UH I GUESS SO?

Mike: NAW MAN IT"S MY FIGHT!

Slim; WELL OK.

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This whole entire movie was funny. I haven't seen this since I was little, but it's been coming on ShoTime lately and I watched it, and it was sooo funny. The funniest part was when Young Mike is fighting Stacey and his friends come and try and help, and do nothing at all. Especially the part towards the end after Mike gets beat up and Alicia pulls Stacey off of him and Slim grabs him and gets pushed and then Roland is still holding on to him and looks at him for a mintute then lets go. OMG, that was soooo funny. I love this movie.

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haha the funniest line is when slim is like "dat boootyyy is niiiiiiiceeee ( falsetto)!!!"

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