What if they made a war movie, but no Germans showed up?
That's what I was thinking about this movie after I watched it.
Grand total of Germans seen in this movie: 1
Grand total of Germans seen in this movie who are not snivelling prisoners of war: 0
Accuracy of No Man's Land being a pleasant pasture: zero
"Just do it. Sue sue sue. Do it. Go go go go." - How Tom Cruise deals with bad press.