Greg and June: "Where's the afterparty?"
Fish :" I don't know but I'm on it like funk on pig."
Rita: Did you just call me a stank heffa?"
Fish:"Oh, I'm sorry sista, did I say stank heffa because what I meant to say was you ugly biat************ch!!!!"
Cinny: "Greg, you know I have a boyfriend."
Greg:"That's not what I wanted."
Cinny: "Oh, I'm sorry, how conceited of me, what do u want?"
Greg: "To be your boyfriend."
Anetta: (to Greg) : I know you aint tryin' to come at her with that weak azz game. Do a math problem for her,help her out."
Greg: (to Cinny's boyfriend) "Back up, you Phillip Michael Thomas lookin'
mutha."
Greg: "And take yo' old greasy azz from Malcolm X last meeting shirt off!"
His boss: "Talkin about my shirt, you wish you had this shirt!!"
L.A. Dennis: " Who dat is?"
Z-boy: "That's yo baby daddy."
Greg:(daydreaming about Cinny) " Don't need no words baby, don't need no words."
Mr. Shapic:( when Greg snaps out of it) " I got a few words for you."
Z-boy( when he and LA Dennis caught Greg and Fish trying to break into Kenyatta's shop) " Well, if it aint I'm gone get u sucka, and encyclopedia black!"
Greg's grandfather: " What sick mutha would make sausage out of a godd*mn turkey?!!!!"
Greg's mother: (to father) " I just got one question for you, where you sleepin tonight?"
Greg's family when he left for prom:
Brother: " I can't believe he's going to the prom by himself."
Mother: " My poor baby."
Father: " What a d*mn shame!"
Grandfather: "This is some embarrasing sh*t!"
Now, these are the quotes from people who wanted Greg off the stage when he was apologizing to Cinny:
Greg: "The woman I lost tonight..."
Someone shouts: "Is ya mama!"
Some girl shouted: Girl, forgive him so we can turn the music back on!"
Greg: "The woman I lost..."
Someone: "Is real smart for leaving yo' azz!"
There are so many more but I can't name them all.
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