"uncut" dicks


In the episode "Old Dogs, New Dicks" Charlotte pretty much is repulsed by a normal healthy penis and forces her boyfriend-of-the-day to have it chopped off.
Afterwards she's happy, and the girls have a discussion about normal dicks vs mutilated ones casually sharing their opinions as if they were talking about their favorite color.

Has anybody ever apologized for that crap?
I understand for some retrograds it's not such an issue, but times have changed and, unless it's a show about ignorant idiots or strong religious beliefs, there's no place for such casual talk about genital mutilation.

Even more so for such a hip show like this was at the beginning of the century: the 4 ladies are open to anything (literally) yet they don't think that the wellbeing and respect of the fulcrum of such activity, of the swivel around which their lives revolves, of the object of their desires, deserves much thought.

Can we get some thoughts for "uncut" dicks, which is the equipment "unfemale" humans are born with?

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Obviously a touchy subject for you.

Of all the body shaming, and (mostly) non needed surgeries, Iā€™d rather have men re-assess their thinking and comments, about women with naturally small breasts vs buying huge implants.

However, huge, rock hard bolt ons may be going out of style. Now in favor seems to be huge asses and big lips.

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Yes but it's also right to not confuse the topics here.
1 is genital MUTILATION (irreversible and harmful)
2 is voluntary surgery to add something (that is also removable later) and that is supposed to improve her life

While I agree with you that some naturally small breast looks better than some huge implants, I also am fine with decent looking fake breasts, as long as they are the fruit of a free decision and not forced.
But the main issue here is the fact that a mutilation on an infant removing a part he was born with is not only in another league, it's not even in the same sport as an adult woman getting breast implants to feel like she looks better.
I don't think I need to explain the reasons for that, do I?

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The behavior of the 4 women demonstrated on the show in relation to uncut dicks is very much a major sentiment expressed by many even to this day. It was an accurate portrayal.

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Says who? You and your 0 women experience?
The behavior of the 4 women on screen demonstated only the obscurantist and retrograde attitude of the writers. Normal dicks are considered the norm by almost every woman on the planet, including the USofA.

Only a tiny minority of (ignorant) women consider a normal intact penis to be peculiar.

Dick experts like the women on the show should certainly know better.

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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A GROSS LITTLE BEANIE ON HIS KNOB.

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Yes indeed, just about 3.8 billion men, but the only gross beanies are the ones that get chopped off.
I guess trolls like you are part of the mutilated ones, I'm sorry for your loss Kowalski.
But don't blame me, blame your parents.

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MOST NON MILLENIAL FREAKO AMERICANS DONT WEAR A SKI MASK ON THEIR DICK.

P.S.TROLLS ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO POINT AND SHOUT TROLL.

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Freako Americans with their mutilated penes indeed. You'll never experience the joy of natural sex.

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i am Murican born and raised and have natural non mutated dick head luckily. the weasel doctors tried to chop of my God given beautiful penis but thank the Lord my parents were Eastern European immigrants and based enough to know this was all bullshit medical system tricks and saved me from mutilation and torture right during the first moments of my life. i am sooooo grateful i am not one the many crusty non pleasure feeling half dicks that got destroyed by the system.

aint no way i getting no vaccine for this covid bullshit either. if u trust the system they will fucked you every which way u let them and charge u for the fixes. u cant sue for any side effects but u best bet they are gonna charge u to fix all the aliments the vaccine creates. wonder if they chopped everyones dicks in half to make Muricans bad at sex and have to take pharmaceuticals just to keep a hard on.

lots of my peers made fun of me for my natural happy comfortable dick when i was in grade school. at the time i a bit self conscious but after going thru puberty and starting having sex was so happy my foreskin protected all my dick head nerves and stuff. fuck all my classmates in middle school they were just making fun of me because they were self conscious about there own mutiliated dicks that could not properly enjoy sex

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LMAO...AWESOME.šŸ‘

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"lots of my peers made fun of me for my natural happy comfortable dick when i was in grade school. at the time i a bit self conscious but after going thru puberty and starting having sex was so happy my foreskin protected all my dick head nerves and stuff. fuck all my classmates in middle school they were just making fun of me because they were self conscious about there own mutiliated dicks that could not properly enjoy sex"

That is precisely what is happening in this show: the writers have a mutilated dick and try to make themselves feel better by body shaming normal healthy intact ones.
Which is unacceptable even in mid school, let alone on national tv.

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And how do you know how much experience I have?
Idiot.
If you look at Tv shows, whenever the subject comes up women act squeamish about the topic of an uncircumcised dick, with 1 sexually adventurous woman praising them. The dialouge is always the same. And that's just the truth.

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CREEPY ROTTEN ALBINO CUCUMBER COCKS ARE ONLY STYLISH OUTSIDE THE STATES.IT MUST BE AWESOME
PRODUSING YOUR OWN SWEAT BASED KNOB LUBE UNDER YOUR VEINY LITTLE ELBOW SKIN PERMA CONDOM.

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"ONLY STYLISH OUTSIDE THE STATES"
i c , u meant
"Considered stylish by 90% of the world"
ftfu

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YUP ...THE BACKWARD SOCCER WATCHING,METRIC SYSTEM USING CLASS B CITIZENS OF THE WORLD...ITS OK ,NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AMERICAN.

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Unlike the progressive Muslims, you mean?

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I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT WITH A STOLEN DICK.

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I'll have you know that it is mandatory to be circumcised in Islam. So you have something in common with them.

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i never knew that!
They dont shout about it as much as the jews!

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It's an accurate portrayal of uptight, narrow-minded American women.

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That is an accurate assessment of what is going on here.
I would add ignorant and evil too, regarding this topic at least.

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I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift's (British) ex broke it up because she kept begging him to get circumcised.

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Good for him, sad for her.
If it's true she should get informed with any book of anatomy ever written.
I wonder how she'd feel if he begged her for any mutilation/unnecessary surgery, like her own circumcision or breast implants.

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GIRL CANT BE TURNED ON BY SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD ANT EATER AND DISTINCTLY TURNS HER OFF.

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Yes, that's true.
If they are lesbians or have psychological problems like you, that's true.
Otherwise, it's not true.

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YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THAT ABORTED BANANA FETUS DANGLING MENACINGLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS....ANYONE BEING HONEST WITHOUT BIAS WOULD HAVE TO AGREE ...ITS NASTY BRO.

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Kowalski I'm sorry you are mutilated and handicapped in your sex life.

There's no need to take you frustration against the ones that are normal and/or voicing their opinion in defense of victims like you, against this barbarian rite that has taken off a vital part of your life.
We are there for you, bro.

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Oversized vagina lips are gross.

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They are not your problem.

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From watching that episode Iā€™ve got an impression that majority of US dicks are circumcised. Is that true?

Before I always thought it was mostly religious thing (muslim and jewish guys), and in less cases a health issue thing.

But after seeing this episode the first time I always wondered about that.

Where I live most of the dicks are uncut. Personally I know few cases who were cut because of medical reasons.

Most of cut guys I encountered who were cut were muslims, but that was when I was living abroad.

I havenā€™t seen a cut dick for years since I came back home. šŸ˜‚

My country is not very diverse, guys are mostly uncut catholics. šŸ˜…

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1- "uncut" doesn't really exists.
It's like calling me or you an "unbeheaded" man, as opposed to all those guys that got beheaded by terrorists/accidents. Dicks are the way they are, normally, unless they are cut. So it's normal, natural, or whole, vs circumcised/cut.
2- Most men in USA have a natural penis. But there's a high percentage of circumcision still going on, for religious and non religious "reasons". The circumcised ones for medical reasons are just a miniscule fraction of those.
3- There are some backward countries like most middle eastern ones or north/west African where a majority of men are circumcised.
4- This episode is all that much more bullshit from start to finish, casually sponsoring amputation in a developed country where it should really NOT exists (other than for medical reasons).

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Yeah, sorry. You wrote uncut in the title so I just went along with it, didnā€™t notice you put it in quotation marks. And it was shorter for me to write than circumcised or uncircumcised. But I see what you mean, you make a good point.

So it really was bullshit?! And here I was living with a notion that majority guys in the US were circumcised, so many that in fact American women were shocked and appalled when seeing a natural penis. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜…

Thanks for opening my eyes, after about 15 years living with this misapprehension.

I always wondered but had no one to ask.

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I'm not sure where Heisenberg is getting their information, but the vast majority of American males have been circumcised. Like over 75%.

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Will you stop screaming about uncut or cut penis and tell people what they supposed to do? Give it a wank and chill out, guys.

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I would request that you divert this comment elsewhere on this thread as I haven't screamed about a penis circumcised or otherwise. I was stating statistics.

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Not you... I am replying to original poster and others.

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Wank is always a good idea. šŸ˜†




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Thanks for the info. šŸ˜Š

Maybe itā€™s better I ask google next time. šŸ˜‚

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"Normal" dicks? Every time I look down and see my circumcised dick, I thank whatever powers there may be in the universe that my mother, my father, and their doctor made the right decision instead of leaving me with a nasty looking animal dick. I've had intimate encounters with more than a dozen women, culminating with my wife, and each and every one has made it clear they prefer circumcised dicks. I hope you enjoy your life with your huge, wrinkled, floppy, unsanitary foreskin, but I'm so glad I don't have one.

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Well, what other choice do you have anyway? Better be happy with what's left.

I thank whatever powers there may be in the universe that my mother, my father and their doctor didn't decide for me, and didn't violate my natural normality and my human rights with unnecessary mutilation.
I've had intimate encounters with more than a dozen women, culminating with my fiancee, and each and every one made it clear how she prefers normal dicks. I do enjoy my life with my normal, wrinkled, floppy, sanitary and healthy foreskin, and I'm sorry you cannot do as well.

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Yup, an uncut penis is a wonderful thing. I can't imagine what people are picturing. In countries where circumcision isn't commonplace, do they imagine that men are strolling around with rancid penises?

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Probably.
They are just a bunch of ignorant, retrograde barbarians with body dysphoria.
They probably think any form of hair on the body is also gross.
Their model of a beautiful human is Barbie and Ken, so a normal penis with everything it comes with must be fixed into a smoother looking pipe. If only they could remove those veins now...

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The coping mechanism has worked well for you and your loss. And lotion sales are up!

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"Nasty looking animal dick"? I just don't know what you are imagining. I'm from a country where most men aren't circumcised. There is nothing nasty about an uncut penis. It's so bizarre to me that you would insult a huge swathe of the earth's population that way. It's very narrow-minded, IMO.

The women you have slept with are most used to cut penises. If they were from a country where it isn't the norm, they'd feel differently. It would either that or don't sleep with anybody ever.

And if you think you couldn't keep an uncircumcised penis clean and neat-looking, then it sucks to be you. Also, there is nothing unsanitary about foreskin. It never ceases to amaze how socially conditioned people are about this.

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I'm sorry for your loss, fellas like you are exactly what I'm battling here for.

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Hear hear!

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I mean, thanks for helping making the natural form of the male penis gross.

I'm glad I'm a secular European.

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Exactly my point, but it's waaaay worse than just calling it "gross": their position is OK WITH MUTILATION, NOT SO OK WITH NATURAL ONES, as if a natural dick is just a cut one wayting to be cut.

They still have to apologize for this, and say that they are NOT in favor of unnecessary and involuntary circumcision. And they should also put a disclaimer before that episode, saying that they apologize for their ignorance at the time but that they know better now.

Otherwise, this show is plain offensive, and dangerously spreading human abuse and ignorance.

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Oh, that as well. I totally get circumcision for medical reasons but I hear so many Americans talking about it's a hygiene thing. Well, if they had all of their dicks they would know that the foreskin pulls back and since this isn't ye olden days, we have something called soap. And indoor plumbing.

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The hygiene argument comes from the Bible.

In that ye have brought into my sanctuary strangers, uncircumcised in heart, and uncircumcised in flesh, to be in my sanctuary, to pollute it... - Ezekiel 44:7

If God said it, then it is not up for debate, I guess. Unless you are St. Paul perhaps.

Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing. For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law. Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace. - Galatians 5:2-4

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I know, but even secular Americans pull the hygine card.

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They can do whatever they want except masturbate without lube.

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Don't be such a pussy.

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