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Moments that Make You Laugh EVERY Time


I pulled out Season 3 tonight and popped it in. This line inspired me to make this thread:

"He raped my face! I'm never going out with him again!!"-Charlotte dating the worst kisser ever.

"The Chinese takeout lady thinks I'm pathetic"- Miranda

"You're always with a different man in this elevator!"-Snooty lady in Samantha's apartment
"That is SO not true!"- Samantha...who then undergoes a major *beep* flashback to the elevator, including giving a handjob in front of said snooty lady.

What are some moments that get you cracking up every time?

"Everything I do, I do it for you."

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All of the ones you named as well as...

Season 2, when the man accidentally ejaculates in Miranda's hair.
Season 4, when Carrie falls on the runway.
Season 3, when she takes Power Lad's bag of weed and when Charlotte catches Trey in the bathroom. That entire episode is laugh out loud.


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All great ones above

When Carrie trips Big
In cab discussing anal sex, hitting a bump, what's that - a preview
He overate her
Looking at magazine - this is your dose of reality?
Putting a diaper on the dog
Stanford 's reaction when he thinks he found a hot guy and sees all the creepy dolls
Carrie getting caught hiding under Aiden 's desk area by Big
Carrie trying to wipe the coffee from Big 's pants and Natasha snatching the napkin away
Sam telling Young McDonald, I usually have more warning than this when milking the cow

There are so many more, but can 't think of them now. Great topic - it reminds me of how much fun this show could be.

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I loved the entire episode of Charlotte's wedding to Harry. When Miranda's hair catches fire b/c of the candle. When Carrie's back gets thrown out by the guy she slept with "rabbit sex...bam bam bam"! LOL!!! And when he gets drunk and tells her off at the wedding...OMG that has to be one of my fave episodes of all time. I'm like in tears as I'm watching it.

Another great one is the ending of the post it break up where Samantha and Carrie smoke pot on the street. LMAO!!! Classic! Carrie is so funny in that episode.

Also the one where Carrie is with Lad and they're smoking and eating fried chicken on the terrace. Aaahahaa!!! Just thinking about it cracks me up.

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Miranders hair didn't catch fire, it was paper that caught fire

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Perfect topic! I just pulled out my boxed set and have gone from season 1-6, so far. But I ALWAYS think of and Laugh, at the episode in season 2-"Was It Good for You?"-when they take the tantric workshop, and Miranda gets sprayed on the head. What did it for me was when she was in bed, at the end of the episode, and she got a tissue and wiped her hair! It reminded me when you taste something so disgusting that your jaw locks. It was a reflex when she wiped her hair off! LMFAO, even now!

#2. Samantha: "You've got some funky-tasting spunk, Funkee."

#3. Up-my-a** players: "You'd better get that thing outta my a**, or I'm gonna s*** on it." Yeah, I like saucy humor. HA! and then, Samantha poured water on them from her window, and Destiny's wig got knocked off! That's actually my second fave episode of all time--season 3, "Cock-a-doodle-doo". Man, now you guys have made me put it on! Makes me smile.

My fourth is all of the last episode of season 2--we all know the one where Carrie meets Natasha for the first time. My ALL TIME favorite episode, and I just loved Nina G vs. Samantha, apart from everything else. But, when Nina G's assistant was yelling about the fireworks to Nina, and she was stomping her foot, and then Nina G says: "Oh my f---kin' God. You are totally coked out!" I found hysterical.

Well, since I said four, I'd better say five. It is when Miranda was dating the hot (he did it for me) hot policeman, and she got so self-conscious that he thought she had a drinking problem. "I'm no Mena Suvari, but I'm great in bed." She like, took his belt--or her belt--and kinda whippped it at him. It was scary, and she was so drunk. I was like, poor Miranda. I felt her pain in that one.

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I also like:

"It was bad enough that Miranda had just lost a case. Now she was being harassed...by a SANDWICH?!"

"Everything I do, I do it for you."

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"Ohh, you think you're so funny in your sandwich!!"

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"Cha-NEL-o! I'm gonna steal something just so he can feel me up!"
"OH, honey, wake up and smell the KY!"
"Do you think you look like Colin Farrell?" "IT'S MY MOVIE!"
"What're you gonna do? Find a teeny tiny tampon?"
"We want long tapers! Not stubby little d!ck candles!"

Oh, Anthony.


You're a sexual Disneyland.

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- When Carrie takes Aiden's letter to her chair by the window, with box of Kleenex, thinking she's going to read a heartrending goodbye letter, only to open it and see it's an eviction notice.

- When Carrie tells the desk clerk at the Plaza Athénée in Paris that she wants a room, no matter the cost. The very cheapest room there is €635 a night and the expensive suites would be about €4000.

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In 6x12 when Smith asks Samantha to grow her hair long... 'down there.' She ends up finding a grey hair so she dyes it, then starts screaming when she finds it turned red! Then she later shows Carrie, who's afraid of clowns

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In 6x12 when Smith asks Samantha to grow her hair long... 'down there.' She ends up finding a grey hair so she dyes it, then starts screaming when she finds it turned red! Then she later shows Carrie, who's afraid of clowns


I was going to post this, but I looked first and saw your post. That episode makes me laugh every time, too, because the clown at Grady's birthday party had hair (on his head) the same color and texture as Samantha's (down there) after the dye job, and they visually juxtaposed them.

I also remember the dye brand was "Nice and Simple". ha ha.

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"I'm Bozo the Bush!"

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Haha yeah the, "nobody wants to *beep* grandma's pussy" and then Carrie saying, "this is a child's birthday party!" Haha gets me every time.

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I love the finale when Big is running upstairs to "kick some russian ass", and carrie trips him and they both fall and start laughing hysterically :D
It was a sweet moment, and those are the best part of being in a relationship. <3

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"Whos that?"
"Young McDonald?"
"Ee, I, Ee, I, Oh...."

I swear to god I almost have a heartattack every single time.

Heres a few others I love

Miranda: "Its like those guys you have the great second date with and then never hear from again, I pretend they die."

"Honey, they dont call it a job for nothing." (So true )

When Carrie falls down the catwalk and her friend hosting the event says "F^ck me hard!"

"Carrie likes Jazz..."

I love Charlottes wedding after Carrie has had Jack Rabbit sex and winces when she gets hugged.

The yoga class in season 1

"Now lets get into downward facing dog.." "Woof.."

Friar F^^k is also genuis!



"What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

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In the last ep of season 5 when Carrie is sitting on Bergers jacket and he gets freaked out and goes to leave, he pulls the jacket out from under her and she falls backwards and then he stacks his bike when he tries to take off that whole scene cracks me up!

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What always gets me is just Samantha's face during the 'abortion' episode and Carrie says something like 'He was NOT a waiter at TGI Fridays, he was a waiter at the SALOON'. Samantha's kind of shrugging face after that always makes me laugh :D

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I absolutely love when Miranda can't stop eating the chocolate cake and she actually takes the cake out of the trash to eat it and then calls & leaves a Carrie a message telling her "you'll need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic".

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Amaze-balls!

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