MPAA: Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and vampire violence

"MPAA: Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and vampire violence." Huh?! What movie does this MPAA rating refer to? Okay, maybe a few f-bombs, I don't really remember, but nudity? Vampire violence? No: "The Forsaken" was a movie with vampire violence. Sexuality? Okay, they sucked some face, that's all. My eyes were fixed on the lovely Alison Elliott throughout the film; if she'd gotten naked, I would remember it. Does the flipping MPAA think that boozing, brawling and breaking bottles on heads is strong Irish sexuality?

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone (except the MPAA...)