I've only watched a few minutes of it so far, and it hurts my eyes. I wanted to punch a baby when the guy crashed into a flaming carwreck that he apparently couldn't see until he got within 10 ft of it.
"We can't stay here all night!"
"Help will come." -- (most forced line ive ever heard in a film)
I want this on DVD so bad...
My favorite idiot bits (it's a tie):
(1) Karmic overkill: knocking the movie's Obnoxious Jerk Character out of his shoes. Literally. HAW HAW! HE DED NOW! THAT WHAT HE GIT FER BEIN' UNPLEASANT! HAW HAW! And it's totally not stolen from "Armageddon" so stop saying that.
(2)
"The bridge is right up ahead!" FweeeeEEEEEEEE--BOOM!!
"I'm just gonna buy a Coke from the machine..." FweeeeEEEEEE--BOOM!!
"Hey, look, a pink poodle!" FweeeeEEEEE--BOOM!!
(points in random direction) FweeeeEEEEE--BOOM!!