chip talking about ms.crock"SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND!" lol
shareMiss Crock to the bald detective: "WHOOOOOOOOOO CARES?!"
Lol.
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"In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
-Moonstruck
In the restaurant.
"I didn't tell him anything. I just told him about that time you ate 50 chicken gizzards."
"That wasnt me, that was some old chinese guy!"
lol.. OMG too funny.
A+
fong did do that.
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they like me-they really like me!
Cops on megaphone from patrol car chasing Willard and Rusty:
"THIS IS THE POLICE"
Rusty running away:
"Well no $hit!"
sweet old lady on pie box is now supervillain
IMDB MAKES ME TOUCH MYSELF
norm "they had those two stickswith a chain and you swing and you hurt people with"
chappelle " you expect me to believe you were mugged?"
norm" mugged?! it was more like a rape......... well not a real rape"
cop "where were you monday"
norm"i was watching monday night football with rusty"
cop" yesterday was thursday"
norm" oh yes yes yes thats right it wasn't monday night football it was...... oprah"
Chip with gun: "Uh-huh, I'm not going back to prison!"
Ms. Crock: "Whaddaya mean...back?!"
What sells this is Ms. Crock's expression while she says that. I lose it every time.
"I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine..."
..."hooo spooky"
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HAHAHAHA!!!
I came on here to post that was my favorite line as well.
Grover: I cannot be caught. I'm on parole for postal fraud!
I just laughed so hard on that. And then he runs to hide his secret bed with yet another Hawaii 5-0 poster.