Rated 'R'. For 'Retarded'.

The first question is: how many talentless idiots it takes to screw a movie up?
Answer: one is more than enough, if he writes the screenplay and directs it.
The second question is: did anyone teach the actors to handle guns properly?
Answer: hell no. I wonder if Kristy Swanson got hit across the face with hot brass - because it damn seemed so!
The third question is: how many times we did the "super secret government agency conspiracy gets uncovered from inside" plot?
Answer: a good couple too many!
The fourth question is: are Michael Madsen and Ron Perlman overrated?
Answer: in this movie, sadly, yes.
The fifth question is: can a pair of boobs save this movie?
Answer: even three (Kristy Swanson's pair and the director/writer) didn't.

Mike Sterling
Stupid movies can be fun...But not all of them.