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What we learn from 'Jawbreaker':

posted 15 years ago by gothic_shila
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•Kidnapping your friend, gagging her with a jawbreaker can SO not kill her, and when she screams: IGNORE her, and be surprised she's dead then.
•A girl carrying some books that enters the house can be seen by neighbors, but three girls carrying a dead body can't.
•It's ok to study in a High-School when you haven't your name registered. Nobody will ever notice that a tall, blonde girl that the whole school talks about is attending classes. :)
•When your BEST friend is killed, act natural and QUICKLY replace her :D
•When you get popular at school, you always should buy a new car, even though you might have been poor before becoming popular. Being popular always means being rich!
•When you FINALLY get some proof that your ßitchy friend killed your best friend, NEVER EVER tell that to the police! Go to the prom, and just ASSUME who will be the prom queen, so then you can show the proof.

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[–] sorbeck 15 years ago

If at first a plot doesnt succeed release it 10 years later.

[–] MierdaDeToro 14 years ago

When you're the sh!t, you can park your car on the sidewalk instead of in the parking lot like everyone else.

There's nothing kinky about "okay".

None of the chicks in The Donnas are actually named Donna.

Never eat in public.

Some guys secretly like to fellate popsicles.

Sometimes, wearing a babydoll will just make you look fat.

Always answer the door in your lingerie.

Don't f!ck with Pam Grier.

People who join the Drama Club will forever be questioned about their sexuality.

Fern Mayo gives as well as she receives.

I could go on, but I'd probably start to bore you... -Ted Stryker

[–] kingarthurup 14 years ago

we have also learned that Courtney went on to enter politics and later became Secretery of State in the Obammy Administration.

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[–] kingarthurup 14 years ago

didn't notice your name... "gothic sheila"...LOL...

is it really "Fern".....LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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[–] toujours-pur 14 years ago

wtf
it's SHILA btw.
and lmao that account was made like ageees ago :P:P:P

The Dark Lord will rise again!

[–] soxroswellian 14 years ago

"•When you get popular at school, you always should buy a new car, even though you might have been poor before becoming popular. Being popular always means being rich!"
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She made out with a guy at an auto shop and he gave her the keys to that car.

-Everything is Peachy keen, peachy *beep* keen.
-Kenickie from Grease has to be the mom AND the dad.
-When you find out the murderer of the most popular and admired girl in high school is crowned the prom queen, you pelt her with corsages and make room for her to leave.
-Plaids and stripes. Don't. Mix.
-When you're a detective, you always believe rumors about how the good girl secretly loves sex with strange men.
-That strange man WOULD be Marilyn Manson...
-The new girl gets her own stall in the bathroom.
-The desks for students in this movie are SOOOOO much better than the ones at my school.

[–] semicharmed_life 13 years ago

You can frame someone for rape just by having sex in the same bed as the victim's.

[–] kandas29 13 years ago

• Changing the color of your hair will make you unrecognizable to everyone.
• A knock on the door will save you from a conversation with your dad.
• It's Mayo not Miracle Whip
• If you're no longer with the popular click, you have to ride the yellow bus.
• Once you become popular, take up smoking.
• When making a teen movie, never ever use ACTUAL teens.

[–] Parawhore4 13 years ago

Never Put a Jaw breaker in you're friends mouth duck tape it shut and then trap them in you're trunk. Thus taking them on a Joy ride.
Jill - You just won't die, will you? Who are you? Michael *beep* Myers? I don't think so.

[–] Rudezy 13 years ago

If you ever get a rose, destroy it immediately

[–] ohsparkly 12 years ago

Liz Puff is cat's meow!

http://audrey-raines-sucks.fanfictiononthenet.com/

[–] Coconut_Kaasa 12 years ago

Your fellow classmate who helped kill her friend, had sex on her bed above her body placed under the bed, and framed it on someone else for rape, will have a Prom page dedicated to her in the Yearbook, even after being caught.

30 year olds can take Drama classes in High School

An old, torn down Drive-In at a good spot will only be your place to get away and think at, no one elses.

Lisa Robin Kelly and Tatyana Ali can't get any good roles outside of playing sisters in the supporting cast on hit TV shows.

Students can get away with plastering blown-up photos all over the school. On everyone's locker, around the floor of the halls, around the outside of the building, on the outside steps, it doesn't matter.

The only Faculty member who will notice and try to clean up the previous mess will be a single Janitor.

Faculty members still don't want to be around when students are lying on the floor motionless, covered in those photos.

The Goddess Bunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

[–] Professor_Anthrax 12 years ago

"The only Faculty member who will notice and try to clean up the previous mess will be a single Janitor."

I am a school janitor. Your statement is quite accurate.

Never trust a woman or a government - Captain Yellowbeard