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Sheriff John Bunnell

posted 17 years ago by John_Bunnell
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Hello this is Sheriff John Bunnell. I am amazed at some of the attitudes posted in this forum. I am not sure who some of you people think you are, but let me tell you one thing. I am a Sheriff and a man in blue. Learn it live it and respect it.

I have spent many years protecting you scum, and I can tell you it easy job. Us law enforcement officers are nothing more then saints for protecting lowlifes such as yourself. The problem here is respect. When you criminals learn to respect the almighty men in blue, then society will be a better place. In this society we do not need politicians, priests, psychologists, soldiers, doctors or teachers. All we need is more police. Our great law enforcement officials are all we need in America to make it a great country.

Society in America needs more respect, praise and worship for us live saving individuals. Once this happens and we complete our mission of a police state, then and only then will America be the great land that us men and blue can so clearly create. The constitution is not needed anymore, only the word of the men in blue is needed.

This show that I narrate shows many a traffic offender and the results of these criminals actions. If an old lady does not use her turn signal at an intersection , law enforcement will do everything within it's power to ensure that reckless scum like this are dealt with severely. Police will determine the faith of these actions, not the courts. Split second decisions are made by these God like men in uniform and if they feel that death is warranted for improper turn signals, then so be it.

I will also be gathering information on each of you posters here (I will get it as I am the almighty), and be contacting your local law enforcement branch. How dare you invoke your freedom of speech against a man in uniform.

Praise me, respect me, worship me, for I am the man in blue. Those who do not will only be victim to our court on the street. Bunnell 2:13-17

Sheriff Bunnell

[–] BRONSONasHARMONICA 17 years ago

It is UNBELIEVABLE!
The Sheriff just missed killing those innocent drivers when he flashed his teeth

[–] dsmth7848 17 years ago

Damn good point, John!! And those six people decapitated in a three-car pileup on the freeway? Well, if it weren't for that guy with the broken tail light, they'd still be alive! He was a criminal - a criminal mastermind - and criminals must NEVER be allowed to flee the long arm of the law, they must ALWAYS be apprehended no matter what the cost. Who knows, the criminal scum might have been found with MARAJUANA on him. What's six dead civilians compared to the cost of having some DRUG KINGPIN like that running around free? Unfortunately, some gullible civilians want to put shackles on the men and women in blue, with crazy ideas like guidelines restricting high speed pursuits through residential neighborhoods. SURRENDER! SURRENDER! We must never second guess our heros on the front lines in the war on crime; after all, they're the only thing standing between us and the barbarian hordes waiting to destroy our civilization. And dead civilians? Hey, that's collateral damage in the war on crime. We all know you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs! Nope. Personal accountability is something for the criminals, not for our warriors in blue!!

[–] tester22 17 years ago

dsmith,

You sound like the type of man that belongs in a uniform.

Please answer the following men in blue qualification questions.

1. Like donuts?
2. Do you have an uncanny ability to misalign the truth?
3. Are you aware that it is not about protecting and serving but to fulfill my ego trip?
4. Want to enforce only the laws I feel need enforcing?
5. Were you abused as a child (i.e. bully, parents).
6. Can you count number of friends on one hand?
7. Do you feel that scumbag traffic offenders should be given death at our hand?
8. Do you believe that we should do away with judges as they only hinder us?
9. Do you think that educated people are a threat to society?
10. Are you ready to do as you want and not be accountable?

If you answered yes to all 10 questions then you are ready to become a brave man in blue.

All hail the police state,
Sheriff Bunnell

[–] Ripley741 17 years ago

This thread = one of the best I've seen on imdb, ever.

Suck it, Sheriff!!

[–] WillDaBeeste 17 years ago

Is apprehending a dangerous felon as satisfying as polishing your truncheon with a female suspect?

[–] tc540 17 years ago

Is this the same Deputy Sheriff John Bunnell who ran for Multnomah County Sheriff?And had to drop out due to accusations that you had inappropriate relations w/female suspects?something to do w/a female girlfriend of a drug-dealer you helped shoot?&missing cash&a returned Porsche?

[–] tester22 17 years ago

Please do not tell the good folk that Sheriff John was only an intern Sheriff for three months. He did try to actually run for Sheriff, but lost by a landslide due to evidence of corruption coming out during the election.

[–] WillDaBeeste 17 years ago

I reckon the only people he has shot in action are hordes of beautiful ladies with his snub nosed love pistol. KA-BLAM!

[–] borg202 16 years ago

Please remove Bunnell from the editing section of future shows of this nature as his loud mouth turns us away from watching.

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[–] InDaValley 14 years ago

lame