Yuck

This film was a complete waste of time. Contrived "reality" is so...yuck.
I don't think that this was an "original" film or that the country of origin was "civilized" and "free" because some residents of the nation created this train-wreck as some people noted. The entire movie was devoid of reason, entertainment, or titilation. I really can't fathom why so many people have so many positive-sounding posts about this film. Was it the lame gang bang between blond yet relatively unattractive Europeans? I mean, really. Go rent some DVD's at the adult video store or subscribe to an adult channel. There are usually LOTS of blondes in this genre of film, there are no subtitles (and actually, not very many words to confuse the viewer so they can focus right on the plot), and the actors and actresses are actually pretty decent-looking, much unlike the actors and actresses in this film. Oh yeah, and for the porn, at least they get right TO THE POINT, unlike this lame-a** film. Or perhaps people liked watching supposedly-normal IQ people "pretend" to be mentally retarded...well...I have my suspicions that it wasn't much of a stretch for these folks to "pretend" to be "sooooo retarded". Besides, I act retarded all the time and it is pretty tiring rather than "freeing" after a while, to be quite honest with you. I am never recognized in a positive way for acting as if I had the IQ of a ceramic bowl, so I don't see why these jerks ought to be recognized for that, either. Call it sour grapes but I just call acting s...l...o...w... having a hobby and for that the only thing people should derive is a few laughs and relaxation along with a possible part-time paycheck. You know, if they are GOOD at their hobby and if their hobby is something that people NEED or WANT. So I have wasted a whole fifteen minutes of my life writing about this garbage-movie and I find that pretty disappointing but, unfortunately, pretty typical. For me, really, the only thing that would have livened this dead horse up would have been a few 40-Cal. HK's and maybe a RPG. Or two.