Let's all jump to conclusions about the person posting below us.
If the person posting below me had a million dollars, they would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and give the rest of it to their friend, Saheib, in Securities...
if the person posting below me ordered a pizza, they would just get olives on it.
Key to winning baseball games? Pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.-Earl Weaver
I definitely would!
The person posting below me really loves red Swingline staplers.
True!
If I ask the person below me to hang out, they will say they don't want me f*beep*ing up their life too
Now I am off to Emmett's Fix It Shop...to fix Emmett
I would!
The person posting below me has told fudge-packers he likes Michael Bolton's music.
Not in awhile.
The person below me has led a trite and meaningless life, and is a very BAD person
Now I am off to Emmett's Fix It Shop...to fix Emmett
You're psychic.
The person posting below me is not going to be able to play poker with us on Friday.
Depends.
The person below me gets excited about a breast exam commercial
Now I am off to Emmett's Fix It Shop...to fix Emmett
Hell yeah!
The person below me doesn't know what the f^ck PC load letter means
" Super Bowl XLVIII will be most evenly-matched Super Bowl in 32 years"- AH_Fan
I told those fudge packers I listen to Michael Bolton's music.
shareManofPie doesn't seem to understand the game, so ignoring him:
The person below me would take a penny from the crippled children.
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
I'm not playing your game, I'm just trolling flowery.
shareFrom the crippled children?!! Only if I was really desperate.
The person posting below me thinks this thread is the worst idea they've ever heard in their life.
the person posting below me thinks root beer floats are the best appetizer ever!
today's special: shrimp ceviche!
I probably will after I try it (as an appetizer). I have been thinking about root beer lately. I even dreamed of it a couple of nights ago
The person posting below me is kinda busy. In fact, they're going to have to ask Lumbergh to go ahead and just come back another time.
my local beer shop ordered me this stuff from cajun country. great for rb floats: http://abita.com/brews/our_brews/abita-root-beer
the person posting below me parks in the fire lane.
today's special: shrimp ceviche!
That makes me want to make high quality, old-fashioned root beer for a living
The person posting below me enjoys listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 11:00.
I was told I could!
The person below me has, on more than one occasion, taken a machine out to a field to beat the holy s*beep*t outta it
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
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it wasn't working!
the person below me has stolen coins from water fountains.
today's special: shrimp ceviche!
I did, but I put them back in with my very own wish
If you bring the person below me a Pina Colada when they asked for a Mai Tai and a margarita with BIG grains of salt, they will put strychnine in the guacamole
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
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I would. Then I'd feel guilty and "accidentally" knock it onto the floor.
The person posting below me has an idea on how to make a million dollars.
Well, it involves cleaning s*beep*t up.
The person below me is a squirrelly looking guy and mumbles a lot.
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
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I probably mumble more than I'd care to admit.
The person posting below me has said, "JUST a moment," in a high pitched tone.
The person below me is actually a lot like me. Well, may be I don't whine as much.
A trusted name since 2014
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
the person below me only parks their car in the fire lane.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
Or a handicapped spot. Whichever is available.
The person below me talked to Mr. Lumbergh then to payroll and still has not received their paycheck.
A trusted name since 2014
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
...and and they they stole my stapler.
The person posting below me wouldn't hesitate to move Brian from Chotchkie's out of the way.
I would make Brian disappear and make it look like an accident.
The person below me got fired for flipping off their boss, a line cook, and a customer that happened to be standing there.
A trusted name since 2014
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
I've been meaning to post a thread about that firing.
The person posting below me is occupationally motivated by stock options and equity sharing programs.
of course!
the person posting below me is having a calzone for lunch today.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
It was delicious
The person below me wears so much flair that they don't even know what they say.
A trusted name since 2014
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
the person below me likes the washington nationals.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
I like some of the players, even Jayson Werth. You must be a good conclusion jumper since I was just thinking about this thread (also thinking about the Napoleon Dynamite board).
The person posting below me likes talking out of their ass like Lawrence does.
the person posting below me enjoys when it rains on someone's parade.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.-James Madison
I never like to admit it though.
The person below me likes to walk extra slow near gridlock traffic just to mock how slow they're going
A trusted name since 2014
I am too young to be pummeled and harmed
Lmao.....it's one of my greatest joys in life.
The person posting below me doesn't have a Hawaiian shirt for Hawaiian shirt day.
The person below me is a free person but hasn't had a conjugal visit in six months
A trusted name since 2014
I am too young to be pummeled and harmed
Yea I have to conjugal visit myself.
The person below me keeps forgetting about his damn TPS reports!
I do, and I have EIGHT different bosses telling me about it!
The person below me would have to look up money laundering in a dictionary
A trusted name since 2014
I am too young to be pummeled and harmed
I would!
The person posting below me enjoys making unauthorized, morale-boosting renovations in office buildings.
(If this posts twice, everyone please be sure to memo me about it )
The person below me has never seen Office Space before
shareIs it good?
The person posting below me wants to nibble on some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, but not at the same time.
Sounds tasty.
The person below me doesn't want to be standing in the unemployment line with all those scumbags.
A trusted name since 2015
I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed
i like standing in lines.
the person below me is a jaywalker.
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Sometimes!
The person below me spends most of his work day playing Tetris
In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes
If I had Tetris on my work PC, I totally would.
The person below me didn't receive a piece of cake at Lumbergh's birthday party, and is going to set the building on fire.
The person below me just bought 47 subscriptions to a porn magazine.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.
Yes. Now what am I going to do with them?
The person below me is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes
The person below me is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don't have to. What the hell is wrong with you?
The person below me is working on another heart attack.
In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THUD!!!
The person below me is a professional money launderer.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Not that the government knows about. >_>
The person below me will excuse me for not getting up.
The person below me just got a seven figure settlement from his accident, and is in a full body cast.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
Not a full body cast, but my knees do hurt when it rains.
The person below me never trusts a man with two first names. (ex. michael scott)
EDIT necessary due to nesting problem
was, not is (a professional money launderer).
While I may not trust guys with two first names, gotta luv chicks with two first names (Cindy Lou, Bobby Joe, etc;)
however
the person below me like's watching news features about breast exams
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