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I had an Office Space moment today

posted 8 years ago by GirlwonderReturns
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I was at work and a bunch of people were in the conference room by my desk. One lady asks if she can borrow my stapler - yes, it's a Swingline, and it's awesome. When she returns it, she doesn't return it - I find a cheap Bostitch stapler sitting on my desk. So I'm like, "um, where's MY stapler?" She says "oh, it broke. I didn't want to leave you without a stapler so I got this one from your supervisor." I so felt like Milton! I want my good stapler back!

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.

[–] MoviemanCin 8 years ago

You know I think she needs to get her ass kicked.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

[–] GirlwonderReturns 8 years ago

For real!

The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.

[–] MoviemanCin 8 years ago

:-)

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

[–] noone1647 7 years ago

Welp, only one thing left to do...

...set the building on fire...

[–] tom-1674 7 years ago

She says "oh, it broke."

And you believed her?

[–] ChardeeMacDennis86 7 years ago

This stupid ass bitch broke a stapler? How the hell do you break a stapler through normal use? She stole that *beep* for sure.

[–] intelligentsupermodel 7 years ago

That's messed up!

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

If it broke, you should at least get the broken pieces back.

In any case, if your life becomes so narrow that a stapler is the main focus, perhaps it's time to take a step back, meditate a bit and realign your vision for your existence.