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I hope the fimmakers visit this board...


... BECAUSE I JUST HOPE THEY SEE HOW MUCH I HATE THIS FILM.

This has got to be the worst crapfest I've seen since Edward D. Wood jr. made Plan Nine From Outer Space. A friend of mine from work let me borrow this piece of s hit thinking that I might enjoy it. I might enjoy it!?! I think I would enjoy sitting through an hour on an elevator with Gilbert Godfried and a retarded Rottweiler on angel dust more.

It seems like the filmmakers employed every trick they ever learned the AV club. Why didn't they just add a star wipe while they were at it? The acting is bad. How bad? If you took an average porn film, and crossed it with a production of Twelth Night as performed by actual circus monkeys, you'd have a tour de force of acting excellence compared to the mongoloids in this "film."

Why on earth is there a five minute series of quick cuts of the same ten images set to some piece of music that was obviously recorded by some circle-jerk garage band? Jesus, I would have had a seizure had I not been on the verge of dying from absolute boredom. After this autistic exercise in Don't Know What I'm Doing Land, the credits start to roll. START TO ROLL! Christ on a *beep* cracker the person who made this needs to put down mommy and daddy's camera, move out of their basement, and get a job at Chick-Fil-A if this is the kind of crap that anyone in their right mind would try to pass off as a freakin' movie.

There is no narrative flow to the film at all. Instead of putting us into the world of the characters, there is some achingly long expository scene about some parallel reality and an apprentice or something. Sorry, I would have paid attention to the film had I not been contemplating which detergent to use for that stain on my shirt. That was infinitely more important to me at the time than learning the relevant back story to this epic story.

Oh look, the characters are debating pop culture, how revolutionary. This type of screenwriting crutch wore out its welcome in the mid-ninety's. The tortured girl whose father had abused her, oh that's the first time I've ever seen that. I wonder if it will come up later in the film as a plot device or something?

I could go on and on about how bad this film is, but anyone who makes a film featuring this many 'tards has got to have an enabling group of people around him that have probably told him, "This movie is great man," so anything I say will just fall on deaf ears. I know that the filmmaker will see this post, because come on, let's face it, he probably doesn't have much else that is currently very pressing. So I hope you see this and think about what you've done. I WANT MY TWO HOURS BACK A$$HOLE!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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i downloaded this piece of excrement, and i still want my money back.

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Same.

This "movie" *beep* sucks.

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I think I would enjoy sitting through an hour on an elevator with Gilbert Godfried and a retarded Rottweiler on angel dust more.



LMAO!!!!

that would be the coolest thing EVER!





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hey man i kinda liked it


http://www.last.fm/music/Disuse

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It wasn't all that bad. The dog girl, and the chick that got dragged on the road and then hit with salt were both kind of cute.

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