modern day gladiators?!?

man the future fucking sucks. we should legalize gladiator combat and have criminals fight to the death in these arenas. i cant believe so many dumbass McMuricans can just sit there and watch a bunch of muscle men fight over balls for hours on end. i dont mind watching 1 or two minute clips of the violence but the game itself bores me to hell. the world went all soft, i wish i was around during ancient Roman days