Mine is when Arnie were smacked up by Christine's stepmother...
Hehehehehehehe.....I laughed when imagined the almighty Terminator who can't be beaten easily in Terminator series is nothing for an old grandma...
He was striken by a piano, same with T2's scene where he is crushed by T1000 brutally...^^ of course not with a piano
My favorite funny scene is where Jericho thinks that kevin is satan and it was like
Jericho:You son of a bitch, you took his body.
Kevin:You are ill.
<Jericho shoots him in the leg>
Jericho:Your..your bleeding.
Kevin: Of course I'm bleeding you *beep* shot me!!!
Jericho:Stop being such a pussy it's just a scratch.
Kevin: Pussy?
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i laughed my *** off when arnie getting his *** kicked by grandma =)
share*Kevin Pollak's character points a gun at Arnie*
Arnie: HEY VATCH EEET!!!! EASY ON ZEE HARDVEEREE!!!
I thought the whole film was hilarious. It was like the person that finished writing the screenplay wasn't the same person who started it.
First, Gabriel Byrne is possessed by the devil, who specifically needs THAT human body in order to breed with Robin Tunney, specifically, in order to spawn the anti-christ.
In order to keep Gabriel Byrne's body safe until he can shag Robin Tunney, the devil hires Arnie's executive protection agency, because he knows that a bunch of priests will try to kill the body. As it happens, a guy does try to kill the body with a revolver, but Arnie stops him.
Then, Arnie himself gets wise to the devil's plan, and pumps Gabriel Byrne's body full of lead. The wounds heal a la T-1000, and Gabriel Byrne's body laughs. I guess he didn't need all...that...security...after all? Anyway...
Later Arnie and the devil fight in the subway, where Gabriel Byrne's body is destroyed by a train. Wait...is he invincible or not? I'm confused.
Undeterred, and with little time to spare, the devil possesses ARNIE and still tries to bang Robin Tunney. I thought ONLY Gabriel Byrne's body would do, but I won't hold this up as a plot hole, since I would go to pretty extreme measures to nail Robin Tunney also. (but really it is a serious plot hole)
And lastly, as someone had mentioned, why did he commit suicide when all he had to do was fight for another couple of minutes and the time frame for this sensitive operation would close? Or, just *beep* Robin Tunney for that matter, SINCE HALF THE *beep* MOVIE WAS ABOUT HOW ONLY GABRIEL BYRNE'S BODY COULD IMPREGNATE ROBIN TUNNEY'S BODY WITH THE F'IN' ANTICHRIST!!! Wha--how the--but didn't they say earlier that--I thought--who greenlit this garbage?!?!
Then it occurs to me as I check out this subject: This movie was a COMEDY. It was supposed to be that stupid. In summary, every single second of End of Days was the funniest scene to me.
Also the priests board of directors cry out the chosen woman must be killed.
No we cant sacrifice the innocent or we dont deserve to be redeemed.
Well the innocent guy that the devil is to possess is just fair game then i guess.
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hey monkeyknifefight, just wanna point out a couple things- the security protection that gabriel byrne's character received was before satan took his body. the devil didn't hire arnie, gabriel byrne did (and he probably didn't know the devil had chosen his body anyway). so at that point (like when the priest tried to snipe him) he was just a normal man. only after satan possessed him at the bathroom in the restaurant he was able to heal himself.
interesting point about the devil's healing abilities... i guess its limited to as far as the human's body is still able to function, like if the body's legs or heart or brains are blown away then even the devil can't put it back together. like, if you cut someone up and grind him into mush, even the devil couldn't put that back together! he can raise the dead because their body is still usable, but he can't like grow a pair of legs or lungs.
also- good point about the plot hole.
The security convoy scene took place AFTER the devil took the man's body and blew up the restaurant. I just watched it. I didn't even figure out who the guarded man was until Satan and Ahnuld mention it later.
shareFunniest scene (and BEST scene) was when Gabriel Byrne is first possessed in the restaurant. Then at the dinner table he kisses the Businessman's wife. The Businessman says, "What're you do--?" and Gabriel just quickly peers at him angrily! On top of that, the entire restaurant BLOWS UP for NO BLEEPIN' REASON!!!! That woman he kissed was SO HOT. Who was that actress and where is she now??
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The helicopter scene was so ridiculous, I was crying I was laughing so had. You just see Arnold coming down on that zip line with his arms outstretched chasing after some old man, plus I thought the old guy was just a random hobo, which made it tens times as funny for me.
shareHere's a scene which was unintentionally funny for me.
The priest (Ros Steiger) tells Arnold to leave the church immediately. The priest then closes the door.
So what does Arnold do? Opens the door and goes inside. Try locking the door next time, Father.
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Funniest for me was probably when Gabriel Byrne punched Udo Kier and his fist went right through the guy's head! "Yuck!" lol
Oh, and that kid getting hit by the bus. "Nice shirt". Hysterical.
I'd have to watch again to see how 'funny' it is. It was the last time I went to an actual movie theatre on Dec. 11th 1999. Even 'smoked' a big ol spliff. This movie was so fuched up I went and purchased my own home 'theatre' system and that with my computer can watch all the dvd's in hi-def I want and not have to sit for 2 hour's and try and decide if a movie is ever going to 'get' exciting again. This one never did. The ending I guess would have to be the funniest/most fugged That thing that came outta' Satan's Ass with Wing's looked
too much like a bad acid trip. But Robin Tunney was the 'best' thing in this. Running around in nothing but a shirt from Satan. HAHAHAHA! Actually THAT is pretty f'n' funny! "OOh OOh,...get away bad Satan!" HAHAHAHAHA> Rock On Ya'll!
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i thought arnold shooting at the people who killed his wife and daughter was hillarious. i mean, he was shooting at people who knew wern't there and then when he figures out that the bullets aren't doing anything he jumps over the couch (while making the funniest face ever) and tries to tackle him.
i thought the "easy with the hardware" line was funny too. that was actually supposed to be though.
2 Funny parts for me, when at the beginning, satan as a man has a long indulgent kiss and then the place goes bye bye because of that, funny *beep* the husband's face, and also the part when he pisses gasoline, *beep* lol.
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SPOILERS!!************************
Those of you commenting that Jericho shouldn't have killed himself because Satan would have been powerless 10 seconds after - think about it, Satan still has control over his body, you think Satan would just leave Jericho in well-being? No, probably not, Satan would kill Jericho before leaving him. He obviously had the power.
On top of that, the whole POINT of the ending is that Jericho lays down a sacrifice (as Jesus did) and as the "reward" he not only expells Satan (for now) but he is reunited with his wife and daughter and he finds happiness.
I think the ending is BRILLIANT.
(PS I am not a believer, I am just trying to clarify).
Wow does no one remember when the devil pissed and lit it to explode the car.
shareduring the ''ohh, you want to *beep* with me? you think you know bad, huh? you're a *beep* choir boy compared to me! a choir boy!'' speech (which is funny too) the expressions on gabriel byrne's are priceless! the first face is like ''yeah, you've got my attention'' then the second one is ''oh really?'' then the third face when he tilts his head and opens his eyes a bit more is like ''hmmm, i see''
shareWell yeah, but the point other people are making is that he martyred himself unnecessarily. For the story's sake, yeah he had to jump on the sword. But seriously if he had waited 10 seconds he would have lived.
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