I will always laugh over these lines:
Eddie: i think what clinched it was when you decided to conduct our defence.. or as I like to call it our prosecution... well the f..k up really
(when eddie has vaporized the toilet)
Richie: Hello miss Tittewikkle
(richie is suprised)
Richie: Charming... well f..k you too
richie - Eddie remember the great watch gag?
eddie - Yes
richie - well ive forgotton my watch!
i know it wasnt really a part of the show but i think its hilarious when they F up.
"listen buster - You're just a door, I'm Rik *beep* MAYALL!
"There's a plot? Oh *beep*
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'have a wank professor!...oh sorry its your wife!' hahaha no one in the audience seems to react to that line but it makes me crease up every time! also at the end when richie cant untangle the cable and throws it to the ground and says 'oh well the c unts didnt notice!' then makes his classic richie face. genius
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!
Kick in the knackers for Eddie ending up to be a real one...ouch!
"Sorry."
"Never mind, Richie, I've got three f-cking kids already..."
"Shall we just skip this bit?"
"No, no...it's my turn!"
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my faves are: Time for a knick up the Knackers. I was trying to knobble the jury, you were trying to knob the jury. That wasn't what i had in mind. Whatever you have in mind should be sealed in concrete, and dumped in the North Sea. If I knew morse code, i'd give him a piece of my mind. Which piece, the insane half or the useless bit? A kpunch in the kbollocks. The Queen? Yes, and stand up when you say that. The Queen? Yes, and kneel down when you say that. It's no wonder why she's so *beep* unpopular. What were the charges again? Attempted asphyxiation of the entire population of West London, detonation 400lbs of Semtex under contravention of the Anti-Terrorist act. Attempted regicide, Arson, causing an affray, and wiggling our todgers at the Queen. So, its a first offence. I mean talk about Draconian! I can't, I dunno what it means. Listen you, you're just a door. I'm Rik *beep* Mayall!
shareI went to see this show in Newcastle, and when Rik came in with the barrow full of Semtex, it fell off the top! Also, they were keep having problems with their radio mikes, which prompted a few off-the-cuff remarks. And they kept doing crap Geordie accents!!!
"If you have read this far, you're already dead!"
Richie: Well Eddie you can understand morse-code, what did he say?
Eddie: Tappy Tappy Tappy, Tap Tap Tappy, Tappy Tap Tappy Tappy Tap etc etc...