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Whats your favorite quote from ANY Austin Powers movie?

posted 16 years ago by IamUnwritten
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Hey if you could name any of your favorite quotes from ANY austin powers movie, what quote would be your favorite?

The spy who shagged me was MY favorite movie out of all of them. Heres some of my favorite quotes from that movie

Dr. Evil: Number Two, you look so healthy, and youthful. Frau, you look so... riiiiight.

Ivana: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Come again?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

Austin: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.

Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

[massaging Felicity]
Austin: How does that feel, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: Mmm, lower.
Austin: [deep voice] How does that feel, baby?

Dr. Evil: Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty.

Frau Farbissina: [both on the Springer show] Scott,your are my love child with Dr.Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test tube baby.
Frau Farbissina: Lies. ALL LIES!

[–] arbilab 16 years ago

You know what's remarkable is how the English countryside looks in no way like southern California. (Ad libbed, I think.)

OK, I get it, I have bad teeth. (I use that line myself, my heritage is British/Irish.)

[–] PsychoticApe 16 years ago

I also like to live dangerously.

[–] TheMichelleWalsh 16 years ago

Dr. Evil [to Scott Evil]: You're quasi evil....you're semi-evil....you're the Diet Coke of Evil...."Just one calorie; not evil enough"

[–] damodavies 16 years ago

I had the qroup liquidated you little *beep* they where insolent.

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[–] jasonhurd 16 years ago

The one that always makes me laugh uproariously is...

'JOHNSON'!!!

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[–] steve90215 16 years ago

From "The Spy who Shagged Me"

Austin: Oh Basil this coffee tastes like sh*t.

Basil: It IS sh*t Austin!

Austin: Oh a wee bit nutty eh?

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[–] darkbunnyempress 16 years ago

I like this one because it's so incredibly lame lol

Felicity: Wherever we go...
Austin: There we are.
(Duh? :P)

Or maybe it's Austin first then Felicity can't quite remember hehe.

What is THAT?
It's priest!

[–] Belle-Et-La-B 16 years ago

Robin Swallows: "YOU CANT WIN POWERS!"
Austin Powers: "Why won't you die?"

That whole scene has me and my cousin laughing SO hard when we see it!

"Upside Down, Bouncing off the ceiling
Inside out, stranger to this feeling"

[–] x-samantha-x 16 years ago

I like when he says to the blind man
"you didn't happen to see anything at all, sorry"
lol

"your head is so hard it broke my darn shoe girl" - trish stratus

[–] sweetaboutme 16 years ago

in International Man of Mystery
pretty much every line and look on Austins face makes me laugh everytime in the scene where he's getting his stuff back.
especially this bit..

Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

and the look he gives Vanessa when the man shows them the necklace with male symbol. lmao, makes me laugh.

.Minnie is the Audrey Hepburn of Disney shes been wearin black flats nd polka dots since the 1930s.

[–] sassi-katt 16 years ago

Dr Evil: Scott!!! Daddy's working!!"
****the hot pockets are breath taking
****You're not evil enough, you are quasi evil... you are the diet coke of evil..just one calorie.
****I didn't go to evil medical school for 6 years to be called Mr. Evil
****throw me a freekin bone
there are so many more, my memory does not serve me...great post!!!!;)

[–] mischa-mischa 15 years ago

"Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows."

we've got balls! and vitamins! but mainly, balls. AND VITAMINS!<3

[–] XiolaBleu1 15 years ago

From the original... This monologue is ridiculously brilliant!

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. -- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers

[–] ChocolateButt 15 years ago

Just about everything Dr. Evil said or did in the sequel. For example:

"Don't go there, girlfriend (finger snap)! Mm-hm!"

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs."
Stephen King

[–] Morning_Sun 15 years ago

I loved Fat Bastards lines.

"First things first, where's your shi*ter, I've got a turtle head poken out. I'm not kiddin', I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. It's squinchy, oh Christ I'm gettin' all emotional."

"I'm dead sexy! You were crap!"

Austin:
"Listen baby, I don't care if he is a fat bast*rd, you don't give a man a shot in the pills. It's just not cricket"

"Men are like cats. Feed them, pat them, admire them and they'll purr."...Miss Wiggins.

[–] hellobrisvegas 15 years ago

dr. Evil: "You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Only two calories -- not evil enough!"

Why...so...serious?

[–] oneduo 15 years ago

Ouch, that really hurt. Who throws a shoe? ...Honestly.

[–] mpoconnor7 15 years ago

"Ooooooh I'm a heart case he says....well listen up Sonny Jim...I ATE A BABY."

[–] Caim 15 years ago

Dr. Evil: You're the DIET coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

What we think, we become.

[–] Degree7 15 years ago

LOL

Fat Bastard: I can't stop Eating! I eat because I'm unhappy.... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I have to go getin touch with....

...myself.