100 things I learned from Austin Powers the spy who shagged me - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) Discussion

[–] Saetan 15 years ago

97. The 70's and 80's were just a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls.

Lord Chiclet Meriwether Bosco Turlington, former Aryan

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[–] The_Cackling_Stump 15 years ago

96. If you're a tiny clone you can survive being in the vacuum of space (apparently lol).

"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"

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[–] obieboy11 15 years ago

95. They make love in Russia by playing chess

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[–] adrian-hawes 15 years ago

94. Austin thinks the clapper is the clap.

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[–] Pure-Form 15 years ago

"95. They make love in Russia by playing chess"

LOL...exactly ;P
not only in Russia also in Sweden

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[–] jonchristopher 15 years ago

93. The coffee is a bit nutty.

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[–] divechaz 14 years ago

92. Regarding Time travel paradoxes: I suggest you don't worry about all that, and just enjoy yourself.
And you all enjoy yourselves too.

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[–] leafmonkey59 14 years ago

91. Willie Nelson, A chinese boy, a wood pecker and a employee at NATO all have names that are misleading.

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[–] information_police 14 years ago

90. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

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[–] zerothehero4114 14 years ago

89. Heather Graham is oh so fine.

MMM. This IS a tasty burger.

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[–] arbilab 14 years ago

88. Sharks with frickin laserbeams attached to their heads are on the endangered species list. It would take months to clear up the paperwork.

87. On the other hand, every creature deserves a warm meal.

86. Mutant seabass are ill tempered.

85. There have been fantastic advancements in the field of dentistry.

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[–] dezertheat85 14 years ago

Vanessa is FAR MORE DESIREABLE than Felicity!

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[–] duhlesman 14 years ago

84. You'll find that all kids are different. Mini-me loves chocalate...Scotty DONT'T!

83. "Those pants are skin tight. How do you get into them?" "You can start by buying me a drink."

82. "If you have a time machine, why don't you go back to when Autin Powers is sitting on the crapper or something?"

81. "Give me a minute while I try to find my balls, for God's sake. One........two... and three. OK"

80. "Gentlemen, welcome to my sumarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen. Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub."

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[–] roguetrip99 14 years ago

79. Dr. Evils rocket looks like a dick, pecker, privates, has 2 balls and nuts, also looks like a wang, willie, johnson, wiener, one-eyed monster, and a woody. Oh, and a penis. But I've seen bigger, his is just a little prick.

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[–] bubix14 14 years ago

78. Even fat Scottish people can do sumo wrestling like Fat Bastard did in Austin Powers in Goldmember.

77. You shee, Mr. Powersh, I love gooooold, the look of it, the taste of it, the schmell of it, the tekshture. I even loved gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate schmelting akshident, hence the name, Goldmember.

76. Nerd alert!

75. Do I make you look horny? Do I make you look randy? Do I make you look dandy?

74. Did you just soil yourself? Maybe! It did sound a little wet didn't it? Right at the end? Let's have a smell alright. Oooh wafting, wafting wafting well everyone likes their own brand don't they this is magic. Alright analysis, smells like carrots and throwup. Oh that could gag a maggot. Smells like hot, sick ass in a dead carcass. Even they would say that stinks. You know, when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking and you ask them, what are they cooking? That plus crap.

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[–] kingcobra49036 13 years ago

73. Pressing REWIND, MUTE, and SAP on a remote is a great way to tell if your girlfriend is a fembot.

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[–] candyassmonkeysuit 12 years ago

72. i learned that 'a flock of seagulls' was a band, and not an actual flock of deadly seagulls that terrorised the world in the 70's and 80's

"Where did the lighter fluid come from?" - GOB Bluth

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[–] jaymanalo 12 years ago

71. Tents illuminated from the inside will create perfect shadows of the people but the things around them.

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[–] pauladowell 9 years ago

70. Woody Harrelson has seen bigger

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[–] xMartyMcFlyx 8 years ago

69. Fat Bastard has bigger chunks of corn in his crap.

68. Vanessa is a fembot and Basil knew all along, sadly.

67. Use the bazooooooooooka!

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[–] supercow788 7 years ago

66. A pair of fighter pilots, a pair of bird watchers in the jungle, a little league umpire in the south, a schoolboy in China and Willie Nelson can all see a rocket shaped like a giant man-torpedo at the same time.

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