Why does Fat Bastard eat babies?

Why does FAt Bastard eat babies>? Doesnt he realize the mom will be upset and it will break her of losing her child? And how did he get the babies, what stuff would he say to the baby and how did he eat the baby if his mouth cant open wide enough for one. Also how would Austin and his women and Bazil feel if they heard he eats babies

Also would you want to use the Toilet after Fat Bastard uses it>?