Favorite MST3K quote


(As the main character and that woman are running from the "L. L. Bean Gang" a man stops them)

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Shh! Big boys don't cry.


I'm on the floor everytime I see that.

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After the plane crash at the end of the movie, Nick is climbing down the tree slowly with his arms wrapped around the tree trunk a certain way. Mike says, "Oh look, he's trying to get honey, like Pooh." Then Crow replies, "Yeah, he's like poo, alright."

I wish actors would STAY THE HELL OUT OF POLITICS!!!

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"Ah, remember when everybody got the Nick Miller haircut and went around wearing Castleton t-shirts." - Crow

"But what about my hockey hair!" - Mike

"Did someone tape a dinner roll to his chin?" - Crow

"Well if he's gonna run, he better put vasoline all over his nipples." - Crow

"Hey, look, a lesbian OF THE FUTURE!" - Crow

This is without a doubt one of my favorite MST3Ks

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Agreed on the Pooh/poo line

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Mike: "Here's some pre-digested food for ya."

Crow: "Did he just slip her some microfiche?"

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During the credits when it says music composed and conducted by so and so, Crow I think says "Demo button on little keyboard pushed by..." I was laughing for so long after that. It's so true.


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"What's the fun of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"

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" I could kill me hollow me out and live in me"

or what about the crappy music when they kept singing walking on broken class... Hilarious!!!

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Dork:30

Really funny!

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Hey, I LOVE the "walking on broken glass." But, um, I love the original too!


"Don't you get it? We're all connected!"--Tangents (1994)

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"Oh, he's got a tub of crotch-flavored popcorn."

"Ahhhhh, the haunting 'Bakery' theme..."

"... where's yer filth?"

"See, now that guy could use chin-derwear."

"I'm sorry, but your chin will have to go in the trunk, sir."

"Augh! His chin-butt is engulfing her!"

"Um, should the sky have houses and trees and be rushing right towards us?"

"They somehow gave her plaid theme music."

"Man, our forefathers were dumpy!"

"Oh, man! Who is THIS ugly jerk?"

"It's been a rough couple of days -- time for a big bowl of Dijonnaise!"

"Is Kitaro playing in the dairy case?"

"Filmed in Vermont -- the other, smaller Wisconsin!"


***Ha-HA! Unlucky for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!***


It's not really an MST3K quote, but I like, "Correction -- they are PISSED minute-men!"

And, thanks to the election, the "How's your ketchup empire?" line has so much more meaning.

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I just remembered a good one,
"Im gonna squint the hell out of um" bob Evil - Crow or Servo

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That was freaking hilarious!

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"Listen lady!"
"Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"

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So his office is in the library?

WhatevA! Well I suppose!

I'm a team player.

I'm batman.

Well, he retains the knowledge so shouldn't he kill himself?

Two different plaids? I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion faux paux.

I left my car keys at the Fu Man Chu of the future!

I'll just walk back to the past.

Food courts, of the future!

Hey, it's Lisa Kudrow!

So children become gay agents?

The ll bean gang.

It looks like a bad levis ad.

So the secret to time travel is saved on two floppies?

Hey merv it's me and I'm nude.

Stop splaying!

This can't be our hero!

Get out of my office! You mean out of your mezzanine.

What's with the fun-house mirror.

Rockin!

For Castleton!

The Xfiles goes to Dublin.

Hi I'm Bob Evil.

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Oh, there's so many great ones in this experiment. Where to begin?

[The transparently villanous JK Robertson's entrance from the plane...]
"Hi, I'm Bob Evil." - Mike

"I can't do it, JK. The boat's moving too fast." - Matthew
"I thought you were a team player." - Robertson
"That doesn't mean I'm a good shot!" - Crow

[Nick and Lisa walking through the "corporate headquarters" of Intersect, the Burlington Public Library...]
"*DING*...Children's Story Hour today will be Madeline's Rescue." - Servo

"Did you find any water?" - Old Woman
"Nope." - Old Man
"Made some, though..." - Mike

"No, it was stolen..." - Nick
"...by...elves." - Crow

[Pink Boy inexplicably gets up to leave Nick and Lisa in the food court of the future...]
"I'll WALK back to the past." - Servo

[MUCH funnier if you've spent any time working in the corporate arena...]
"OH NO! ISO9001 Certification has a lisence to kill!" - Servo

[End credits...]
"We serve a delicious Bruch every Suhday." - Servo

"Hey Nick, there was a stairs on the other side of the tree." - Mike

"A-HA! So it's bicycles then, eh? We accept your challenge of vehicles. ENGUARDE!" - Servo

"Maple Syrup, 3 for a dollar...ah, just TAKE IT! IT'S FREE, WE'VE GOT SO MUCH OF IT!" - Crow

"He forgot about the ASSISTANT janitor!" - Eddie

And my two personal favorites:

"My grandmother is turning 75 this weekend, and she's going to try skydiving for the very first time." - Nick (with arched, "knowing" eyebrows)
"It's not gonna go too well, if you know what I mean." - Crow

"YOU'RE GROUNDED!" - Nick
[Robertson slams the door on Nick's fingers and Nick pathetically falls off the plane wing into a heap on the ground...]
"Huh! And it's all over!" - Crow (getting up to leave)

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Wow a lot of people have posted since I made this. New additions:

(As the people are chasing Nick in a truck and Nick is on foot, they drive by Nick as he puts his hand near his face in an attempt to cover it up)

Mike: Master of disguise.

(As Nick flies off, Bob Evil (can't remember his name) watches him fly off)

Mike: I'm going to squint the hell out of them.

(Nick jumps onto Bob Evil's airplane)

Nick: You wanna' fly? Let's fly!
Servo: I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM!

I'll think of more later.

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Had to add this one:

(Nick and Lisa are attempting to escape the Gen-Corp Library..I mean building, running away from guards. Nick opens a door but doesn't go through it but instead continues to run down the hallway. The guards then enter the same hallway. They look at Nick and then the door.)

Guard: He went this way. (Runs to the door)
Crow: Even though I saw them go that way.

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Servo says "I'll have a scotch with a time chaser" or something like that.
It took me a while to figure that one out.

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(Past Nick helps Future Nick to his feet)
"Thanks."
CROW: "I'm welcome."

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They got off on the second floor; they are masters of escape!

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Lisa: Im..dead...
Servo: Then fall down!

Servo:So..no skydiving Garandmas huh?Man! They lead you up to something and then back out! Stupid Grandma "leaver outers"!!

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Conservatives hate what people do -- Liberals hate who people are.

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The gay agents line is my absolute favorite line in this episode, if not in the entire series, although the competition is close. (From the short on train safety: The Narrator says, "Joe had everything in the world. His health, a good job, and a woman who wanted nothing more than to become Mrs. Joe" and Mike responds, "So his name is Joe Joe?")

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This is a little off topic, but that suddenly reminded me of my favorite line from that short: The narrator has described Joe as "about the most average young fellow you'd be likely to meet" or something like that ("He sounds great," says Mike) then later during the Mrs. Joe's fantasy of married life, she's lying in bed: Tom: "That was so incredibly average!

Underneath the haughty there's a little bit of naughty.

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I liked when they were on the elevator and then Crow or Servo says "They got off at the 2nd floor, they're masterminds!"

I also like the line when they r running and I think it's Mike that says "Acid-Washed Action!"

I also like the Pooh/Poo line

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This my fav Mst'd movie,

All of the Mike, Tom and Crow dialogue is fantastic and has me on the floor in stiches!

Favourite Quotes....

"!look! his chin-butt is engulfing her!" lol

and said about the Edgewood Studios Dog at the beginning "i wonder if he has a bowl of crotch flavour popcorn!"

"You hire the boy who works in your dad’s print shop as an actor and this is what you get"

"They found safe haven in Jennifer Beale’s Flashdance apartment-what a feeling huh?!"

"The death of Anthony Michael Hall!"

"They were so excited to be in the Limo they called the driver like 20 times"

"Sherry, Action Realtor"

"where’s your tongue right now? I seem to have two!"

This movie is only rivalled only by SoupTaper i think! lol

I reckon they renamed it to 'Tangents' because they got peeved about the film being Mst'd. But if it were me i'd be stoked that people who were that clever to find funny things in movies doing one of my films.

cheers
Ems

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what about the one where Nick jumps off the plane right before it crashes into a hillside:
Servo: BYE LISA HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT!!!

Mike: Must..soil butt..of my pants....

Crow: Aw! I wet every bit of me!
Nick stands up and his soggy butt is covered with wood chips
Everyone: EW!!
Tom: No monologues with poopy pants...

Mike: Oh good, now he's all stained again...
Servo: Y'know, why don't they just cover him with cat vomit?

Crow: Wow, they are "special thanking" the hell out of these people!
Mike: Everyone here owes SOME responsibility to this movie.
Servo: Which means I REALLY don't like the citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont, Y'know I never really like the citizens and officials of Rutland, Vermont, and this is just a nail in the coffin as far as I'm concerned. Stupid Rutland, Vermont! GO TO HELL, CITIZENS AND OFFICIALS OF RUTLAND, VERMONT!!

Someone: Unfortunatley for you, I secrete pine tar from my palms!

Servo: Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one....SIX, five, four, three-FIVE, four, three, -FOUR, three two one...ferget it...

Bob Evil: I'm gonna make you a part of history....
Mike: Is that some sort of sexual overture?

Lisa: Nick, what's that?
Crow: It means I like you!

Crow: (during the future anarchy battle scene) Aw, that guy died?! He was great!
Servo: Augh! All the best characters..dying!

Lisa: Nick.
Crow: I shaved this morning and got a nick....
(Eddy punches Crow)

(Nick is stealing a guys car)
Guy: Wait!!!
Servo: The passenger door doesn't open, the steering's kinda weird and you have to jiggle it to get it into reverse!!

Servo: You're out of paper TOWELS In the bathroom!

Crow: (Speaking for Bob Evil reading a paper) Wuh-wuh-wuh-wall...St-street....

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"I'M BOB EVIL!"

"So...why the big circus mirror?"

"Oh, Nick. You should have left it alone, son."
"Sorry, Dad."

"What will become of GenCorp?"

"Man, our forefathers were dumpy!"

"General Dungbeetle."

"Are you...?"
"Seeing the seam in the split screen?"

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"I leave for 20 minutes and EvilCo is in shambles!" - Crow or Servo

"Oh-no, It's Plane Services, they found out I kissed my Plane" - Mike

"What Would Macgyver do" - Girl
"Get Cancelled" - Eddie " Mike's Brother"




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"the adventrues of the average people!!!!" that one cracks me up all the time

and the when servo countsdown the time before they go back to the future was funny as hell...

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the whole episode is freaking hysterical but two lines in particular i rewind over and over again:

"send bob saget to meet charlemagne"

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"aw, he's trying to ask himself out."

i'm laughing really hard as i'm typing this, at work!

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One of my favorite lines is when Chin-Boy smashes Bob Evil's face into the instrument panel repeatedly.

"CHECK...YOUR...FLAPS...BEFORE...TAKING...OFF!"

I also like it when Mike/Eddie and the bots question numerous aspects of the film.

Mike: So eight 5-and-a-quarter inch floppies hold the key to time travel?

Tom: So 50 years from now it will be THREE years from now.

Crow: This is not our star, is it? I will not accept this as our star, sorry!

Someone: It's an armed Levi's ad.

Mike: The L.L. Bean Gang.

Crow: (gasps) We're in Dar-Es-Salaam

Tom: So the future means cheesy graphics.

(As Chin-Boy and Plaid-Girl walk the ruined streets of 2401 Rutland)
Mike: Looks like Vermont was the center of the Dystopia.
Tom: Ben & Jerry's was the key to the armageddon.

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Yeah, I do the whole "rewind the DVD and watch it 10K times" too. How can you not?? Hahahah....being a historian they really did crap the hell outta history. Ouch!

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"Listen lady!"
"Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"

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When Nick walks up to Lisa in the grocery store "Oh great."

"So in the future kids become gay agents?"

Servo singing "It's TimeChasers!"

"Micheal Med-dead!"

"Tell me to stop acting like Richard Dryfuss."

Nick: "This plane enables whoever is inside of it to..."
Mike: "Get a film career that quickly dies."

"Thanks for leaving me with the bums!"

"I come from New York, New York."

"He's just making up physics as he goes along."

"The track meet is starting, and starting..."

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