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Goatza pitching a tent while dancing w/ strippers?

posted 19 years ago by gorebagkiller
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Clearly, in the scene where Goatza is dancing with those Strippers (If you can call them that, low class whores is a better description) he pops a chubby and tries hiding it, dont beleive me? you better go review Gore-Met zombie Chef (As painful as it is). Ive actually come to enjoy this movie as a comedy, its the crappiest attempt at a horror film I have ever seen, from the super synthesizer soundtrack to the "Priestly Powers"

Hopefully Don Swan was a drunk, because no sober person could compile such crap.

[–] smerd_70 14 years ago

"Ive actually come to enjoy this movie as a comedy, its the crappiest attempt at a horror film I have ever seen"

Well, it is a horror comedy, it's obvious the film makers weren't out to make a serious horror film....for me it's along the lines of an HG Lewis or Tim Ritter flick, or films like Redneck Zombies and Blood Diner.

I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

[–] jawsfan 14 years ago

Seeing as Tim Ritter has been a good friend of mine for half a decade, it really, really upsets me that you would compare his movies to this pile of crap.

[–] lonegurge 13 years ago

Let him compare the film to what he darn well wants to. It's his point of view man.

[–] jawsfan 13 years ago

Lone Gurge... as in Gurge, from Mlord Gore/Frightmare???

Ha, probably not.

Honestly, there's really not much to compare this film to, except maybe the early works of Donald Farmer (especially Cannibal Hookers). Definitely not Tim's stuff, though.

I wouldn't have near as much of a problem with this movie if it wasn't so unimaginably dull. They should have put the entire focus on cheesy gore scenes instead of... what we got. I mean, a dude who has to eat human remains to avoid decomposing is a f-cking awesome idea for a B movie, and they just... never really took advantage of it.

Definitely one of the worst in Camp's library.

[–] lonegurge 13 years ago

Was you making that as a comparison to a horror film character or just to be a douchebag since I defended the other user since he enjoyed the film.I wasn't really defending anyone I just think that we should be allowed to like whatever we do and the person disagreeing shouldn't jump down their throat or ridicule them because we don't get why they would be into something we think shouldn't ever have seen the light of day.That's what makes us interesting and not boring as humans, our ability to to not feel the same way about a topic.I haven't seen the film either but i'm still curious to check it out even though you totally condemn the film.

[–] jawsfan 13 years ago

Ah, cool, you're not him (I was talking about Dave Graham from the death metal bands Lord Gore and Frightmare, a few others too... calls himself either 'Gurge' or 'Grisly Adams')

Nah, I wasn't meaning to be a dick.

[–] lonegurge 13 years ago

Thanks for your level headed response back and clarifying what you mrant.