Eva, Eva, Eva...
Please tell me you didn't stay with psycho boyfriend Harry, who you pretty much knew was mentally ill after your first night with him, and who killed his dogs and cheated on you with the boxing match girl, and whose house you dreaded going into, and from whom you tried to escape numerous times... but instead went off with the ever-so-slightly tortured yet relatively normal, not to mention gorgeous, intelligent, sweet, and well-traveled Joseph Lees (who gets extra points, not that he needs them, by being played by the still stunning and talented Rupert Graves, the hottie).