What a worthless POS!

It's been years since I've seen anything remotely as bad as this. I don't normally make negative comments about films, and I've only totally disliked three or four out of the thousands I've seen, but this one is so bad it makes you want to shoot somebody. Or, post a negative comment here! Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

It's me, Gloria, I left my driver's licence on the table, next to the fruit!