Teletubbies Storie Book.
just a series of stories im makeing up. heres one, if ya want more just say so.
Once apon a time in the land of New York, there was a man who would soon become the creator of the show Teletubies.
one day the man was watching a news brodcast updateing on one of NASA's space probes. it had landed on Mars and had found intelligint life!, well lets take out that intelligint and put dunbfounded, lowgraded, useless life, AKA the Teletubbies.
the man was astonised to see the pictures of these magnifancent cretures. okay lets try that again....how 'bout bore of a slut cretures. yeah thats somewhat better, anyway.
some of the pictures show these cretures playing with each other, or it may have been comunacation, or actually if ya look at them better there probley doing it.
the news brodcast said that NASA would bring the aliens back home and studie them. they said they would most likely kill them since it seemed they did nothing but take up space but the man said NO, it was him who adopted the aliens and took care of them.
unfortunatly he had a bad history of abusiveness tward people and thought that redirecting it to the dumbass aliens would be a better habbit.
well after the study from the FBI and finding nothing of worth on the alien, and i mean NOTHING. they sent the aliens in a box about 5 feet in width and area. the man pried open the box and the four dumbasses fell out and toppled over each other, or maybe it was a huddle, or maybe...okay ill stop, anyway they were all giggleing and laughing.
the man kicked the pile of aliens as if the were a pile of sticks, but the man had gotten his foot stuck in Poo's thinga ma jig on his/her head. in anger he ripped his foot loose and a slight "Oh" came from the pile.
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well the man came up with an idear for how to make money of the useless pile of crap he had adopted. for now they were doing all his work around the house. ya know the useual like cooking food, turning the TV stations, tending to his Meth Lab.
but to his suprize the Telitubies were becomeing very brused and bloody. the man shook it off, paid for expincves to fix 'em up and made a TV show for the aliens. and the man made millions while the Telitubies were sent lose and become Stripers and drugies.
what a happy ending. The End
hope ya thought it was funny.
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