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What a pathetic lie of a movie



The director should be ashamed of himself and retire from the movie business.

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The screenwriter regrets distorting history:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5263164.stm


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Dude, it's a movie. Hollywood and history have never gone hand in hand. You want to know what really happened in some time and place in our history, don't go to a theatre. This, uh, should be common sense. Your displeasure with this is quite meaningless and useless. Not to mention pretty funny.

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Amen, Brother!!

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"Could be raining."

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And kill himself, too. And then kill all the actors & technicians in the movie
as well, if just to make you happy.

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I notice (not surprisingly) it's mostly American contributors to this board who defend the production of this movie, and British posters who complain.

There are two sides to every coin, so let's flip it over, shall we? Just a few suggestions, for a start:

A movie containg a scene of British marines raising the Union Jack on Iwo Jima.

A movie showing British commandos leading the way off Omaha Beach, and storming the bluffs at Pointe du Hoc.

A movie where exclusively British forces defeat the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge (though they wouldn't have been taken by surprise in the first place, of course).

"Saving Private Atkins"

A history of the first moon landing entitled "Albion 1 - the Way to the Moon".

The story of the building of the first Atomic Bomb in a Cambridge (England) laboratory.

All fair game if gross historical inaccuracy isn't important, as people here have said.

Quite apart from the other inaccuracies in this imposter of a movie, the British code-breakers at Bletchley Park didn't need to get hold of an Enigma machine, they already had been building their own for some time. What they needed was the rotors and the code-books. This isn't the only movie (or even documentary) to make this mistake.

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Hey, if you can tell those stories in an engaging fashion, I'll buy a ticket. Alternate histories have been quite popular in novels for some time.

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Lets dissect your post shall we?

I notice (not surprisingly) it's mostly American contributors to this board who defend the production of this movie, and British posters who complain
Quite a few of the whining complainers are American trolls as well as I have seen a Number of British who have sstated that "It's just a fictional movie"

There are two sides to every coin, so let's flip it over, shall we?
The problem that you are comparing the 'flipside' of two seperate coins.
a) a historical movie
b) a historical fiction movie
I will show you the difference by pointing out the errors of your "suggestions"

A movie containg a scene of British marines raising the Union Jack on Iwo Jima.
Iwo Jima is a real battle that actually took place. On the 'flipside' no sub American or British captured an enigma by disguising their sub as a German U-boat and posed as a resupply sub

A movie showing British commandos leading the way off Omaha Beach, and storming the bluffs at Pointe du Hoc
Again you would be falsely portraying a real battle as opposed to an event that never happened.

A movie where exclusively British forces defeat the Germans during the Battle of the Bulge
Again, the Battle of the bulge was a real battle that took place. any film that would alter what really took place would be false. What you are trying to compare is if U-571 was about an American Escort destroyer who attacks and disables a German Uboat, forces the boat to the surface, then boards and captures the Uboat before it could be scuttled. Had THAT been the story replacing the British destroyers and sailors with American destroyers and sailor and had the film tried to claim this was a true story. THEN and ONLY THEN would you have something to bitch about and I would agree with you.

"Saving Private Atkins"


Go right ahead and make this one if you wish. "Saving Pvt Ryan" was not a true story either. It, like U-571, was a FICTIONAL STORY set in a historical period.
Though since Saving Pvt Ryan is already made, maybe you should have made it BEFORE Speilberg, If you were to make it now, YOU would be the idiot ripping off someone else.

Again, What part of FICTIONAL STORY don't you get?
I am beginning to think that the REAL problem with all the complaints about U-571 is not with the movie, but with the complainer's inability to differentiate reality from make-believe.


A history of the first moon landing entitled "Albion 1 - the Way to the Moon".
Again, false portrayal of a real event as opposed to an event that never was real.

The story of the building of the first Atomic Bomb in a Cambridge (England) laboratory
Again, false portrayal of a real event as opposed to an event that never was real.


All fair game if gross historical inaccuracy isn't important, as people here have said.
Those people would be wrong and I would agree with you. The problem with you and other whiners about U-571 is that you cannot grasp the idea of HISTORICAL FICTION.

Lets take two films Set in the Vietnam Era.

Bat*21
Flight of the Intruder

Bat*21 is based on the true story of the shootdown and rescue of Lt. Col. Iceal "Ham" Hambleton It is a historical movie. To alter Lt. Col. Hambleton to a non-American officer would be wrong because he was a real person and he was American. That would be a gross historical inaccuracy.

Flight of the Intruder on the other hand is a wholely FICTIONAL story. There never was a LT Jake Grafton and a LTCDR Virgil Cole and they never did fly their intruder "downtown" to bomb SAM City against orders. Nor does the film attempt to claim the story was real.

IF you wanted to make a British movie along the lines of Flight of the intruders, go right ahead. The story can be as false as you want it to be but the historical period would still have to be correct. What I mean by this is you would have to pick a war and a plane that British pilots would fly and have flown in. Maybe set it in the Faulklands War and have a couple of British Pilots decide to bomb The Argentine capitol at Buenos Aires rather than Stanley

You still have to remain true to the historical period even if the story itself is fake. Flight of the Intruder could not have been done with Jake and Cole flying F/A-18E Superhornets for example as they did not exist during Vietnam.

Again, for you thick-headed dumba$$es out there....
U-571 does not attempt to tell the story of the first captured Enigma. It does not claim that. It does not say this is a true story. U571 is HISTORICAL FICTION along the lines of just about every other war movie ever made.

Saving PVT Ryan
HISTORICAL FICTION

A Bell for Adano
HISTORICAL FICTION

Behind Enemy Lines
HISTORICAL FICTION

Casualties of War
HISTORICAL FICTION

Run Silent Run Deep
HISTORICAL FICTION

Kelly's Heroes
HISTORICAL FICTION

The Dirty Dozen
HISTORICAL FICTION

etc...etc...etc...


Learn the definition of FICTION!






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Let me give you another lesson is what HISTORICAL FICTION is and where Historical Fiction crosses the line and goes too far.
(Hint: Its NOT in U-571)

Titanic
Pearl Harbor

Both movies are historical fiction in that they tell the tale of fictional characters set during an historical event. Jack and Rose during the sinking of Titanic and Rafe, Evelyn and Danny during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Jack and Rose interacted with real people. We see through their eyes, events that really happened. Thomas Andrews, the ship's architect did give tours to various first class passangers so who is to say that Rose and her party were not one of them. Molly Brown was bringing home clothes bought for her son so who is to say she didnt have a Tux to loan Jack for the Dinner Party. My point is that the fictional characters meshed with and fit in to the story of real people without changing the real events and the actions of real people.

With Pearl Harbor however things go too far.
It was one thing to have these three fictional characters set in and interacting with real characters, like with Evelyn as a nurse treating Doris "Dorrie" Miller for minor injuries suffered from his boxing.

It is another thing entirely for Rafe and Danny to supplant and replace two REAL LIFE heroes of the Pearl Harbor Battle. Lts Kenneth Taylor and George Welch were two Army Air Corps officers who did manage to get airborn and shoot down several Japs during the atack.

And then to add insult to injury, they are then taken from that battle and placed behind the controls of B-25's of Doolittle's raid, Again replacing real life heroes. Also Fighter pilots would not be flying bombers.


Back to U-571...

When you can tell me just what British Submarines and Sailors disguised thier Sub as a U-boat to attempt posing as a resupply sub and capture another uboat for their Enigma machine... THEN and ONLY then will you have a legit gripe.
until then...
STFU!


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U-571, for the umpteenth time, is based on the capture of U-110 by HMS Aubretia in 1941. Only three subs were actually successfully boarded in the whole war. The character played by McConachey is based on RN Sub-Lieutenant David Balme (still with us) who spent two weeks consulting with the producers and David Ayer and met McConachey and Keitel AND thoroughly enjoyed himself AND saw the film twice. Although he enjoyed himself, his comrades and the inhabitants of Horsforth, who raised the money to pay for the Aubretia were not at all impressed. Understandably.

There are dozens of other historical inaccuracies and misunderstandings in U571 BUT removing the credit of an historical action from one service and handing it to another is unacceptable.

The juxtaposition, in having American sailors capture U571 to retrieve the Enigma, is no different in quality or scale to having them sink the Bismarck.

This is what U-571 screenwriter David Ayer said after the film came out:-

Ayer told BBC Radio 4's The Film Programme that he "did not feel good" about suggesting Americans captured the Enigma code rather than the British.

"It was a distortion... a mercenary decision to create this parallel history in order to drive the movie for an American audience," he said.

US screenwriter Ayer revealed his grandparents were involved in World War Two.

"Both my grandparents were officers in World War Two, and I would be personally offended if somebody distorted their achievements," he told presenter Chris Tookey

"I met with the Royal Navy officer who actually went down into the U-boat and recovered the Enigma machine in 1941.

"He seemed OK with it, he was a great guy, but I understand how important that event is to the UK, and I won't do it again," he added.

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Mostow is an addlepated, disaffiliated ass.

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Vocabulary word of the day for the mentally retarded.

Fiction:
1 a : something invented by the imagination or feigned; specifically : an invented story b : fictitious literature (as novels or short stories) c : a work of fiction; especially : novel

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to not realize that U-571 never tries to claim the story plot is actual history.

It is a fictional story set in a historical period.

Get the frak over it already.

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It's ok for a movie, you really should watch a couple more semi fictional WW2 movies, Pearl Harbor is one that's worse than this.

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